Admin' Sms Collection - Page 154

Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

mana aap sabse ajij hai
dil k sabse karib hai
na
koi sms na koi call
kya aap
sudama se bhi garib hi

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Sard raato me sath dega kya..
Akeli raho me mere hatho me apna haath dega kya..
Gar itna karega to DOST, ek baar MERA WALA MUH ME LEGA KYA..

Gum k fasaane tujhe sunaunga,
teri khushi me main b khush ho jaunga,
meri dosti ki khaatir ek baar,
bus ek baar MUH ME LEGA KYA..

Mushkil waqt me b mere sath rahega kya..
Haal mere tute dil ka tu sunega kya..
Mere sawalo ka jawaab dega kya..
Bol na laude, ek baar MUH ME LEGA KYA..

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Bus me santa 1 ladki pe ja gira tab ladki boli:Battamiz kya kar rahe ho....
Santa bola:Ji PUNJAB UNIVERSITY se B kar raha hu...!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

1 Over Me Kitne Balls Feke Jate He

Kya Apne Kaha 6..

Galat Jawab 1 Over Me 1 Hi Ball 6
Bar Feka Jata He.
Bade Aye! Cricket K Shoukin.
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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Wife:kal 3 chor aye aur mera zordar rape kar k chale gaye

husband: tumne unhe roka nahi..
Wife: bahut kaha rukne ko, bole ab aur takat nahi hai, kal phir ayenge!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Modern zamaney ki ladki ka baap: Beti tum paheley mujhey papa kahey kar bolati thi ab dad keyo..
Beti:papa kaheny se ipstick kharab ho jati hai!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

MOM- Tujhko ladka pasand aaya..
BETI- Ladka to thik hai,par mota bahut hai.
MOM- Dekho beti,TV chaahe 14 inch ka ho ya 29 ka,remote toh 6 inch hi hota hai na.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

1 admi-eye operetion k badh.
Dr, mai nahi dekh sakta.
Dr ne nurs ke kapde utar diye.
Dr,bola-ab dikhta hai..
Admi-nahi.
Dr-madarchod fir land kaise khada ho gya.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Teachr:-john ne raat ko khana khaya is ka Future Tens kya hoga..
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Student :-"John subah ko uth kar potty karega. .

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa Banta Se- Yaar I-m Going Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai Batao..
Banta - Mai Ja Raha Hu...!
Santa - Are Jate Jate Matlab To Batake Ja..

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