Admin' Sms Collection - Page 157

Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Ki$$iNG A GRL
On Her Forehead Is
RESPECT
On Cheek Is
CARE
On Lip$ Is
LOVE
BT
Ki$ing In Front of Her father..
Is
"HUD HUD DABANNG DABANNGG DABANNG"

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa aeroplane me pehli bar safar kar raha tha
Seet se utkar vah kebin me gaya
Paylat ne kan me jo speekers laga rakhe the
Santa ne dhodkar un speekers ko le liye
Aur bola
Ticket tho mene ktaya aur gaane thu sun raha hai

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Kabir k remix doha-chodan chodan sab kare chod sake na koi
jab chodne ki bari ayi sale ka lund khara na hoi

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Girl : Bus karo rat ke 12 baje se kar rahe ho,subha ho gai hai thake nahi kya..
BOY : ye to kuch b nahi he Ab to me din rat karunga q k. Muje 30000sms free he

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Ek ladki thi deewani si
Mobile lekar chalti thi
Nazrain jhuka ke
Sharma ke
Mobile mein jaane kya dekha karti thi!
Kuchh karna tha shaayad usko
Par jaane kis se darti thi
Jab bhi milti thi mujhse
Yehi poochha karti thi

Yeh ON kaise hota hai,
Yeh ON kaise hota hai
.
aur main sirf yehi kehta tha
ye mobile nahi TV ka remote hai..

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Ram yug mein Dudh mila..

Krishna yug mein ghee..

Kalug mein Chai mile,

Phuk mar ke Pee..

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

1st Lady-My Husband Can
Put 1 Full Hand In My
Private

2nd-My Husband Puts
Hand n Leg In My
Private

3rd-Pulls Her Saari Up
n Said
Suno Zara Bahar
Aana .. =P wink.png

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Ek Cinema hall me TITANIC lagi thi
Romntic scene aya to 1 Bacha Chilaya-
Mom Dad,
Dekhiye wo log apki Naqal kar rahe h

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

gujrat ki ladkiya dhokla banati hai.

madras ki ladkiya idaliya banati hai.

panjab ki ladkiya lassi banati hai.

Mumbai ki ladkiya Chutiya banati hai

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

BREAKING NEWS-
Pehly bar
maine
tum
sab
ko
malika ka
boobs dikha
raha he


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