Admin' Sms Collection - Page 160

Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Ek achhe dost KI 3 NISHANI:


1)Kabhi reply nahi karega.

2)has-has ke sms padhega.


aage mat padhna.


3)Jo nahi bola wahi Karega! Gn sd tc

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

1 Aeroplane mein pilot announce karta hai ki hum 1 ghante me land karne wale hain,
Fir woh mic band karna bhul jata hai aur dusre pilot se bolta hai ki ab to bas ek garam chai piyunga, fir air hostess ko lund chusa ke, aadhe ghante chodunga,
Air hostess mic band karwane jor se bhagti hai,
aur 1 uncle k pair me fas, kar gir jati hai,
Uncle bole : Tujhe badi jaldi hai CHUDNE ki..
suna nahi pehle wo chai piyega.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Log tumhare sakal pe marte hain..

Log tumhare nazar se ghayal hote hain..

Log tumhare awaj sunke pagal hote hain..

Isliye tum plz chupchap apne ghar me hi baithe raho ta ki is duniya tabah hone se bach jaye.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

customer-teri cow ki ek aankh kharab hai phir bhi tu 25,000 mang raha hai
cow wala-tujhe cow dudh pine ke liye chaiye ya nain milane ke liye.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Tumhari yad dilse jane nahi denge
Tumhare jaisa dost khone nahi denge
Sharafat se contact me rehna
Warna khub Marenge
Or Rone bhi Nahi denge

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Population control system
in Pak....
HUM

DO

HAMAARE

DO

Uske baad jitne ho sare mumbai bhej do!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Dosti aur pyar nadi pe gumne gye

pyar nadi me gir gya
Qki pyar andha hota H

uske piche dosti bi gir gai
Qki dosti kisi ka sath nhi chodth.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

WIFE = RECEV CALL
SALI = DAILED CALL
G.FRIEND = MISS CALL
LOVER = WAITING CALL
BUT OUR FRIENDSHIP IS FEVI CALL
VERY GOOD MORNING
HAVE A NICE DAY

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Q kisi ki yadon me royajaye,
Q kisi ke khayalo me khoyajaye,
Mera to yakeen hai,
Bahar mausam bahutkharab hai,
Q n razai tankar soya jaye.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

husband ki khane me bal gira us ne wife se bola agli bar bal gira to saj ni se gajni kor dunge

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