Admin' Sms Collection - Page 2

admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Girl:kal mera birthday h
Boy:Advance happy birthday
G:kya gift doge
B:kya chaiye

G:Ring

B:Ring dunga par phone uthana mat balance nhi He

I Like SMS - Like: 810 - SMS Length: 146
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5 years ago

A gr8 thinker was asked-
What is d meaning of life?
He replied-
"LIFE" itself has no meaning, LIFE is an "OPPORTUNITY" 2 create a "MEANING"

I Like SMS - Like: 485 - SMS Length: 143
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admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Logo Ki aadat hai Mohabbat par bandish lagana
Wah Wah

Logo ki aadat hai mohabbat par bandish lagana
Wah Wah

yaaro me sone jaa raha hai
mujhe hai 7baje uthna

wah wah wah wah

I Like SMS - Like: 484 - SMS Length: 184
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5 years ago

Kaali kaali khaali raato se hone lagi

Hai dostiiii.. wink.png

Khoya khoya main Kitabo main

Aata mujhe, kuch bhi nahi..unsure.png

Har Problem har Concept main kaise sehta hu....:-|

Har pal har lamha main khud se ye kehta rehta hun..

Tujhe bhula diya...

Tujhe bhula diya...frown.png

phir kyon tere syllabus ne mujhe

Rula diya..

Mujhe rula diya...

I Like SMS - Like: 824 - SMS Length: 356
admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Vidya Balan's next movie is "Kahaani" in which she is playing a character of pregnant lady. Aur karo "Ooh la la"...Ab le "lala"...

I Like SMS - Like: 471 - SMS Length: 130
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admin Posted In Special SMS
5 years ago

Boy: My Ex-Girlfriend's Status On Facebook Says: "Standing On The Edge Of A Bridge..."
Friend: So What Did You Comment?
Boy: Nothing, I Just POKED Her!

I Like SMS - Like: 479 - SMS Length: 153
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admin Posted In Special SMS
5 years ago

Cool facebook status:
I respect all those who hate me...
Becoz my middle finger rises up 2 salute them!!!

I Like SMS - Like: 442 - SMS Length: 107
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admin Posted In Special SMS
5 years ago

Status Uploaded On Fb By A Heart Broken Boy- Dabby Me Dabba , Dabby Me Cake.. Ek Or Add Hui Woh Bhi Fake.

I Like SMS - Like: 447 - SMS Length: 105
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admin Posted In Special SMS
5 years ago

I Failed My Driver's Test

The Guy Asked Me, What Do You Do At A Red Light?
I Said, I Usually Respond To Texts, Check My Emails And Facebook!

I Like SMS - Like: 414 - SMS Length: 144
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admin Posted In Special SMS
5 years ago

Facebook Keeps Suggesting Me: FRIENDS YOU MAY KNOW
But When I Try Adding Someone, It Says, Do YOU KNOW HIM?
Isn't It Height Of Non-Sense!

I Like SMS - Like: 445 - SMS Length: 139
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