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admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Salman khan - kitne % log samajte hai ki meri aur Katrina ki Shaadi hogi?
Pappu - sirf 10%
Salman - why?
Pappu - Kyuki 90% log khud Katrina se Shaadi karna chahte hai .
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admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Har Koi Puchta Hai Karte Kya Ho Tum..?

=* aeDOSTO *=

Aapko Lagta Hai...
Jaise Mohabbat Koi Kaam Hi Nahi Hain...

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admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

LadkiYon ki 5 batein Kabhi Samjh Mein nahin ati...
1. Tum bade Wo Ho.....(pata nahi wo se Kya Matlab???)
2.Mujhe Tumse Ye Umeed Nahein Thi.....(Toh Kya Umeed Thi???)
3.Tum Pehele Jaise nahi rhe.....(Toh phir Mein pehele Kaisa Tha???)
4.Sach batana ab mein kaise dikh rhi hun....(abe sach bol k pitna thodi na jai....grin.png)
5.I am very Selfish na.....(Ab sach bol do toh gai bhains pani me)....grin.png..grin.png..!

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admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa ne mithai ki shop kholi,
aur bahar 1 ishtihaar lagaya,
1 noukar ki zarurat hai
jisko
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Diabetes ho. grin.png tongue.png

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5 years ago

Kaash koi exam ke rijalt ka
insurance kara dete,
To har exam ke pehle
premium bhar dete,
Paas hote to thik varna
... insurance claim to kar hi
dete.
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admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

After Last Argument...
Boy Told Her Girlfriend..
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"Hope Your Next Boyfriend Appreciates The Improvement I've Made In You..!!" tongue.png

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admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Boy n girl on fb

girl:- “u never smile na??”

boy:-“hw can u say dis??”
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girl:-“ur smiling pics r mising here”

boy:-“ok then …do u bath daily??”

girl:-“ya ofcorse..y u asking??”

boy:-“no, I hvnt seen .any pic….” grin.png grin.png grin.png

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admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Which sng will be played if roadies team will play holi in awad:-
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Holi khele "raghu" vira awad me.. wink.png grin.png

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admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Amazing Fact of Life:-

When you really love someone heart.png

Age, distance, height, and weight are just numbers.. wink.png smile.png

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5 years ago

Mujhse AKSAR Wo EK Hi SAWAAL
PuchhTi H
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Tum MUJHE Itna PYAR Qn KarTe
Ho?
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Koi Ja Kar BaTa De UNKO Ki
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ZINDAGI BhaLa KisKo PYARI Nhi
HoTi

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