Pranabsahoo' Sms Collection - Page 23

pranabsahoo Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Happy Pagal Day!,,
Ye Msg Usko Bhejo Jo Apki Nazar Mein Dunya ka Sab Se Bada Pagal ho,
Mene To bhej diya he,
Ab muje send kar ke Paglon wali harkat mat karna.

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pranabsahoo Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

DHANIA RS 3 MIRCHI RS 4 AALOO RS 5 TEENDA RS 6 TOMATO RS 10 PALAK RS 15 YAH SUB TO MENGHA HAI PAR SMS TO SASTA HAI PHIR KERTAY KYOUN NAHIN ????

I Like SMS - Like: 243 - SMS Length: 144
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pranabsahoo Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Hey ek "kiss" karo.
Don't
shock.
Kiss bole to}}}}}
K : koi
S : intresting
S : sms
S : send karo
OK chalo ab 1 kiss ksro..
I m waiting 4 ur kiss. 6

I Like SMS - Like: 125 - SMS Length: 155
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pranabsahoo Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

socho agar sms receive karne ke paise lagte to kya hota,
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socho
tum jaise kanjus log to mere murder ki supari de chuke hote

I Like SMS - Like: 133 - SMS Length: 127
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pranabsahoo Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Aj Ke taza khabar:
Ik bath room main,
Ik boy ny,
Ik girl ky jism ko,
Hr jagah sy touch kia,
Pta hay wo boy kon tha ?
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...LIFE?BOY..

I Like SMS - Like: 125 - SMS Length: 148
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pranabsahoo Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

tum ek kaam karo
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is sms ko delete kardo isme kuchnahi hai.

I Like SMS - Like: 133 - SMS Length: 158
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pranabsahoo Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

tum, haan tum,
gatar ke suar,
naali ke kidey,
aawara kutte,
malaria ke macchar,
saand ke gobar,
makkhi ke thuk,
se hamesha door rehna mere"DOST"

I Like SMS - Like: 242 - SMS Length: 151
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pranabsahoo Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Tu Chaand maange main Chaand de du,
tu raat maange main raat de du,
Tu dil maange main dil de du,
Tu Jaan maange......
Abe bas Departmental Store samajh rakha hai kya???

I Like SMS - Like: 127 - SMS Length: 173
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pranabsahoo Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Apki Bato Pe DiL Haru
WAH! WAH!
Apki Surat Pe Jan Waru
WAH! WAH!
Jis Din NHi Aata Apka SMS DiL KrtaH Apko patak-patak k Maru!
Ab BoLo Wah! Wah!

I Like SMS - Like: 227 - SMS Length: 148
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4 years ago

MISSION HOLI:
Niklo galiyo mein bana k toli,
bhiga do aaj har ladki ki jholi,
muskura de to usey bahon mein bhar lo..
varna nikal lo keh k HAPPY HOLI..!!

I Like SMS - Like: 1013 - SMS Length: 157
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