Pranabsahoo' Sms Collection - Page 24

5 years ago

Gujhiya ki mahak aane se pahle, rango me nahane se pehle, holi ke nashe me gum hone se pahle,hum aapse kahte hai happy holi SABSE PAHLE(happy holi)

I Like SMS - Like: 715 - SMS Length: 147
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5 years ago

Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…

I Like SMS - Like: 220 - SMS Length: 156
5 years ago

Upcoming Horror Movies
*Exam Ka Khouf
*Tarapta Student
*Shaitani Books
*Result Wala Jin
*Neend Ki Mout
*Pyasa Examiner
*Ssshhh Result Ane Wala Hai.

I Like SMS - Like: 227 - SMS Length: 154
pranabsahoo Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Chinti ne Hathi ke Kaan me kya kaha ki Hathi mar gaya?
Ans. My Question
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Ma tumhare bachhe ki ma Banugi !!

I Like SMS - Like: 110 - SMS Length: 134
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pranabsahoo Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa to police: Kal raat chor mere ghar se tv k ilawa sab saamaan le gaye
Police: tv kyon nahi le gaye?
Santa: tv to mein dekh raha tha na isliye.

I Like SMS - Like: 142 - SMS Length: 149
pranabsahoo Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Banta: Teri dukan pe mitthai hai tera dil mithayi khane ko nahi karta?
Santa: Karta to buhut hai per papa marenge isliye chat kar rakh deta hun

I Like SMS - Like: 155 - SMS Length: 144
pranabsahoo Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa: Yar meri miss kehti hain k bhens ka doodh peenay se dimagh taiz hota hai.
Banta: Mazaq karti hain, agar aisa hota to bhens ka apna bacha Engineer na hota?

I Like SMS - Like: 140 - SMS Length: 162
pranabsahoo Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha,
kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyun?
Sardar bola, Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

I Like SMS - Like: 144 - SMS Length: 129
pranabsahoo Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

SANTA:BABA MUJHE KOI AISA KAAM BATAO JAHAN MUJHE KUCH NA KARNA PADE,LOG KAREN AUR MUJHE PAISE MILE
BABA-JA BETA"SULABH SHOCHALAY" Khol De...

I Like SMS - Like: 145 - SMS Length: 141
pranabsahoo Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Intelligent Sardar..........
Sardar:- Dr. Sahab Palastic Sargery Karane Me Kitna KharchaAyega?
Dr. :- 5 Lakh ka.
Sardar:- Agar Palastic Hum De To..

I Like SMS - Like: 144 - SMS Length: 150
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