Pranabsahoo' Sms Collection - Page 25

pranabsahoo Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

SUHAGRAT Ko Santa DULHAN se:-Tum Itni SUNDAR ho,
Mai Tumhe Kya Kahu
Bahar Khada uska BAAP Bola:- BETA
Ek baar"MAA" kah de Baaki Mai Dekh Lunga.

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pranabsahoo Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinicke bahar khade ho kar aurto ko kyon ghurte ho?
Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai "aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12".

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pranabsahoo Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.

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pranabsahoo Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ?
Santa: Main !
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai.

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pranabsahoo Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye

I Like SMS - Like: 138 - SMS Length: 148
5 years ago

Manzil milne se dosti bhulaai
nahi jaati,
Hamsafar milne se dosti
mitaai nahi jati...

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Tags: Dosti Sms -
5 years ago

Koi tute to sajana to use sajana sikho
Koi ruthe to manana sikho
Rishte to bante hai mukder se dosto
Isiliye unhe khubsuruti se nibhana sikho

I Like SMS - Like: 148 - SMS Length: 144
5 years ago

Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge,
Agar wo aa jayegi meri zindagi me,
To lalu ki kasam Bihar me bhi Tajmahal bana denge.

I Like SMS - Like: 138 - SMS Length: 176
Tags: Love Shayri -
5 years ago

DOSTI KI KADAR KARTE HAI HUM
AASMAN MEIN SITARE HAI JITNE
YAKIN NA HO TO CALL KAR KE DEKHLO
BAAT KARENGEY AAPKE MOBILE MEIN PAISE HO JITNE

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Tags: Dosti Sms -
5 years ago

Yeh jo hasinao ke baal hote hai,
ladko ko fasane ke jaal hote hai,
pee jati hai sara khoon ladko ka
tabhi to gaal itne laal hote hai..9735739986

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