P-amit916' Sms Collection - Page 10

p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Wife="I am Pregnant."

Santa- "Par Mai To England Me Tha."

Wife= Aapki Photo Thi na!

Santa- Kamini,
Ullu Mat Bana..!

Photo To Kamar Tak Hi Thi..! grin.png

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa- Aaj Mera Beta First Class Me Aaya.

Teacher- Very Good.
Kisme Aaya?








SanTa- RAJDHANI EXPRESS TRAIN Me....grin.png

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Aisa Kaun Sa Janvar Hai,
Jo Kutte Jaisa Hota hai,
Par
Chalta 3pairo Se hai..?
SOCHO

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NEHI MALUM






Simple

LANGDA KUTTA..!!tongue.png

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Manager- What is Your Qualification?

SANTA- I am PHSD

Manager- What do u Mean by PHSD

Santa- Passed High School with Difficulty..tongue.png

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa Banta Ki Dukaan Par Shave Karne Aaye,

Banta- Muchh Rakhni Hai.?

SANTA- Han..
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Banta(Much Kaat k)- Le Rakh Le,
Jahan Rakhni Hai.

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

SanTa Gusse se:
Waiter...
Chicken Biryani Me Chiken Hi Nehi Hai..!

Waiter: Sir,
Gulab Jamun Me Kon Sa Gulab Haota Hai.!

SAnTa- Ha yaar,
Sorry.!

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most.
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when a man does that
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the SLIDE SHOW Begins!!! smile.png

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

,A man's feeling
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It feels like a mini heart attack
when i dont find my mobile in my pocket
&
Its almost like heart fail
when i see it in my girlfriend's hand !

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5 years ago

Maine Kaha
wo
Ajnabi he,

Dil ne Kaha
ye
Dillagi He,

Mai ne Kha
wo
Sapna He,

Dil ne Kha
Fir-b
Aapna He,

Maine Kha
WoSirf
Intezar He,

Dil ne Kha
Yahi To
Pyar He..!!

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa Hindi ki Madam ko :
Santa : - madam ji Hindi
Main"APPU"Kasie Likha
Jeyega .
Madam :- Pahle aa ,,, Phir
adha pa ,,,, Phir Puura Pa ,,,,,
or phir oooou.... tongue.png

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