P-amit916' Sms Collection - Page 11

p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Ragging k waqt ladko ne ek ladki se kaha Ek sawal ka jawab do,Patna kaha hai?Ladki:- Bihar me.Boys:- Yahi pat jao itne dur jaane ki kya jarurat hai..!

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa Ne puri Raat Mujra Dekha.
Mujrewali- Saheb,
Hamne Apko Khush Kiya
ab Aap Hume Khush Kar Do.

Santa- Acha To Ab Tum Betho,
Mai Nachta Hu.

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Girl- What U Think About Our Love?

Boy- Try to Count the Stars!

Girl- woh! cho Sweet Darling...
Its Infinite.!gasp.png

Boy- No Dear.!
It's just a West of Time..frown.png

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Girl Friend- What u guys noticed first on a Girl..!

Boy friend- It Depends on their moves..
While she is coming
or
Going...

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Teacher-Batao 'Ganga' kaha se nikalti h & kaha ja k Milti h?

Santa-Sir Ganga School K Bahane Ghar se Nikal kar Mandir k Piche Kalu Se Milti H.grin.png

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Rang de basanti
movie dekh kar santa ko bohut gussa aa gaya.

Banta- why you are so angry.?

Santa-pure film me basanti ko dikhaya hi nhi.

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Beta- papa, mujhe 50 rupay de do.
Papa- tujhe rupayo ki nahi,
akal ki zarurat he.

Beta- Magar main aap se Vahi to Mangunga,
jo aapke pass hoga.

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5 years ago

Bina Pukare Hume
Apne
Sath Paoge,

Karo Wada K
Dosti
Aap B Nivaoge

Matlab Ye Nhi
K
Roz Yad Karna

Bus Yaad Rakhna
Uss
Waqt Jab Khud
Ko
TanhaPaoge..!!

I Like SMS - Like: 476 - SMS Length: 166
5 years ago

Lekar Sitaron Ko
Ye
Raat Aayi Hai,

Aankhon Me
Hazaron
Khwab Layi Hai,

In Khwabo
Me
Kho Jao_
Off Karo Light,

Aur So Jao,
wish u
G(squint.png)(squint.png)d_Nite

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa:GOD 1 kudi chahye,

God:tu Muslim h to KATRINA dunga

Pnjabi to KARINA

Bania h to YANA GUPTA
Bol tera nam kya h

Santa- Santa Singh Gupta KHAN.

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