P-amit916' Sms Collection - Page 2

p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

1 kanjus Ki Shadi Me Bar Bar Pani Pesh Kia Ja Raha Tha.

Santa Bhukh Se Behal Hokar Chilaya- "BHAI, BIRYANI miLEGI KYA?
Pani GALE me ATAK GaYA haI. . .

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

CLASSIC INSULT:

Girl- Mai Abhi-Abhi Beauty Parlour Se Aa Rahi Hu. . .

Boy- Arey.!!
Parlour Aaj Bhi Band Tha Kya. ? wink.png

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa & Banta Pani Pine Gaye,
Glass Ulta Pada Huwa Tha.

Banta- Iska To Muh hi Band Hai.

Santa- Ha Yaar.!
NIche se Bhi Tuta Hua Hai.

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa- Meri Biwi Bahut Kharchili He,
Jab Bi Dekho 100/,200/rs Mangti Rehti He,.

Banta- unn Paiso Ka Wo Karti Kya He.?

Santa- Kya Pata,
Maine Kabhi Diye hi Nahi...

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

A junior in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said :

Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !......

Boss shouted : do you know whom you're talking to?!!!!!!

... Junior: no!

Boss: i'm the boss of this office.

Junior(in the same tone): &do u know whom you're talking to?

Boss: no!
Junior: thank God.(and disconnected the phone)..wink.png tongue.png

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Husband texts to wife on cell..

"Hi,what r u doing Darling?"

Wife: I'm dying..!

Husband jumps with joy but types

"Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"

Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."

Husband: "Bloody English Language!

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Boy1:Meet my wife Tina.

Boy2.Oh! I know her.

Boy1:How?

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Boy1:What the hell?

Boy2.during lecture in maths class.

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Tonight at 9, Rajni Sir can be Seen in The Sky..
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As He is Participating in Olympic Games High Jump Event. tongue.pnggrin.png

I Like SMS - Like: 665 - SMS Length: 143
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4 years ago

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I Like SMS - Like: 1791 - SMS Length: 187
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4 years ago

Family Is One oF The Strongest Word Anyone Can Say,
Because The Letters
"F.A.M.I.L.Y"
means
"Father And Mother I Love You."smile.png

I Like SMS - Like: 679 - SMS Length: 131
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