P-amit916' Sms Collection - Page 3

4 years ago

"Dont Upset With Little Problems.
Because Life is Like A Road, Wher Problems Are Like A Speed Breakers.

THEY ARE SAVE YOU FROM ALL BIG ACCIDENT."

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4 years ago

Lagte-Lagte koi
Acha
Lagne Lagta Hai,

Dhire-Dhire Wo
aPna
Lagne Lagta Hai,

Aapki Yade Jane
Kin Galiyo
Se Aati Hai Ki_

Sara Aalam Yadon
Se
Mehekne Lagta Hai.

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Teacher-Tere Papa Kya Karte Ha..

Santa-Sir,Wo HDFC ke Malik He. .

Teacher-Wah wah,
HDFC Bank.! .

Santa-Nahi Sir,
Hiralal Dahi Bade & Faluda Center. .

I Like SMS - Like: 548 - SMS Length: 160
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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Suna Hai Aapki Ek Muskan Pr Hr Koi Marta Hai,
Zara Time NikaaL Ke Aayiye To.
Ek Chuha Marwana Hai.
Bahut Din Se Pareshan Kar Rakha Hai,,"

I Like SMS - Like: 1349 - SMS Length: 140
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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa-dhire dhire ku6 likh rha tha. .

Banta -ye dhire-2 kya likh rhe ho.

Santa-Saat saal k bete k liye lettr likh rha hu,
Wo tez-tez nhi pad skta. . .

I Like SMS - Like: 568 - SMS Length: 157
4 years ago

Life is very short.
So break silly rules,
Forgive quickly,
Believe slowly,
Love truly,
Laugh loudly,
Never avoid anything that makes U smile smile.png

I Like SMS - Like: 550 - SMS Length: 150
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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Its real.
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Agar aap kahi ja rahe he.
Aur
"kala kutta"
Aap ke aage se guzar jaye to samjh jana.
.
ki
.
kala kutta b kahi jaa rha he.

I Like SMS - Like: 482 - SMS Length: 141
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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

God swear aaj tak kisi ladki ko aankh uta kar nahi dekha
jisko b dekha hai
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saala aankhey faad faad kar dekha hai. grin.png tongue.png

I Like SMS - Like: 468 - SMS Length: 139
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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

SuraT Gori KarNe Ke 3 AaSaaN TariKe
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MuZe PaTa THa Tu Zaroor PaDHeGa,
KaaLi SuraT WaLe..
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Koi BHi FairNeSs Cream LaGa Le.

I Like SMS - Like: 1002 - SMS Length: 146
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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Question:why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy??
Guess
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Answer:yeh ladkiyan ladkon ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti..

I Like SMS - Like: 558 - SMS Length: 140
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