P-amit916' Sms Collection - Page 4

p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Attitude Reloaded :-
When someone tells me, "You are not what i need.."

I Say,-"Of course not!!

Bcoz I'm more
than what u were looking for:p.

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Teacher: murgiyo ki tange choti q hoti hai
batao?

Studnt: sir agar murgiyo ki tange lambi huyi toh ande gir kar toot jayenge na. grin.png tongue.png

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Gandhi g ne Shaadi se pehale apni wife KASTURBA ko chhota sa letter likha or Kasturba BEHOSH ho gayi.
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Dear KASTURBA ,
I Love You
Tumhara
"BAAPU"
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!!!
!!

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4 years ago

Dil se roye magar hthon se
muskara baithe. .

Yuhi hm tm se dil laga baithe. .

Woh hame 1lamha na de paye
Jinke liye hum apnasara sukun
gawa baithe. .

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

A student attached 1000 Rs note
to his exam answer sheet &
wrote :
"Re.10 for 1 mark"
Paper was checked by Santa
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He sent him Rs.720 back & wrote:
"U got 28 marks, keep the
balance"...

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Banta,Rail ke patri par leta tha.

Santa-tu rail ki patri par kyu leta hai mar jayega.

Banta-Chal pagal jab mere sar ke upar se airoplane nikal gaya tab tho kuch nhi hua tho ab rail mera kya legi. . .

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Shadi Me Photografer BanneKa Kuch Aur Hi Maza Hai,

Ladkiyan::
Meri Lo Na,
Meri Akeli Ki Lo,
Ye Meri Frnd Hai,
Hum Dono Ki Sath Me Lo.
Khade Khade Lena.

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Father: Beta, facebook se
hatke ek duniya hai. .
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Son: really papa? Zara link
toh share Karo. .tongue.png

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Jab boy ulti kare to
Maa- kaha se pee k aya h kamine,

Or

Jab girl ulti kre to maa-kon tha wo kamina?

moral-koi b ulti kre boys r always kaminey. . .

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Tym 4 A DEADLY PJ !!!
What do you call a bee that has come from
America ???
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"USB"
No claps plz.....tongue.png grin.png

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