P-amit916' Sms Collection - Page 9

4 years ago

The only thing we learn in classes during serious lectures is..
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typin msgs widout looking at dphone.!!
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4 years ago

The Best "Oopss!" Moment of COLLEGE Life...

WhEN The Teacher is Luking for someone to Answer the Question & you Accidentaly make an Eye-Contact !! tongue.png

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4 years ago

A research says- "Every person tells minimum 4 lies per day.. i.e. Approx 1460 a year!

& The most common lie is- "I Am fine" !!
Strange but True..

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Value d People who touch ur life.

Bcz u nvr Knw whn dey'll b out of ur life & nvr cm bck....

So,take Care of Me,
Warna fir Kghoge:
"Behti Hawa Sa Tha Woh..!"

I Like SMS - Like: 236 - SMS Length: 212
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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

SANTA 2 DOCTOR-tum bina dard kiye daat nikal sakte ho...?

DOCTR-No..!

SANTA-me nikal sakta hu...

DOCTR-vo kese...?

SANTA-ha ha ha ha.....

I Like SMS - Like: 395 - SMS Length: 149
p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa- Me babhpan Me 10 Maale ki Building se Gir Gya Tha.

BANTA-Are, FIR,kya Hua.
Bach gaya Ki Mar Gaya?

SANTA- yaad Nahi yaar,
Bahut Purani Baat He.

I Like SMS - Like: 334 - SMS Length: 157
p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Shadi Ki Raat Santa Confuse Ho Gaya Ke Aapni Biwi Se Kya Baat Kre..


Bohot Sochne Ke Bad Aakhir Bola-
Tumhare Ghar Walo Ko Pata Hai Na Tum Aaj Raat Yahi Pe Rukogi...
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I Like SMS - Like: 356 - SMS Length: 175
p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Aisa Kaun Sa Janvar Hai,
Jo Kutte Jaisa Hota hai,
Par
Chakta 3pairo Se hai..?
SOCHO

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NEHI MALUM






Simple

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

SANTA: Rasgulle hai?

DUKANDAAR: Nahi,!

SANTA: Dekh lunga.

DUKANDAAR (Gusse me(: Kya dekh loge?

SANTA: Dusri dukaan me jakar dekh loonga!

I Like SMS - Like: 313 - SMS Length: 148
p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Flirting Is Like A Game Of Chess
One Wrong Move And You Are
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I Like SMS - Like: 202 - SMS Length: 84
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