Sageer-ahmed' Sms Collection - Page 1

4 years ago

Subah-subah 1 paigam dena hai, apki subah ko pehla salaam dena hai, gujre sara din aapka khushiyo me, aapki subah ko 1 khubsurat sa naam dena hai."GOOD Morning

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4 years ago

Ek aadmi "pepsi" saamne rakhkar udas baitha tha..!!
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uska dost aaya "pepsi" peekar puchta hai: kya baat hai dost
bada udas lag raha hai..??
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Aadmi: subah biwi se jhagda ho gaya,
phir raaste me gaadi kharab ho gayi,
to office late pahucha..
office late pahucha to boss ne naukri se nikal diya..
aur ab....
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suicide karne k liye "pepsi" me zehar milaya tha wo bhi tu
pee gaya....>

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4 years ago

Muskurahat ka koi mol nahi hota,
Dosti ka koi tol nahi hota,
Waise dost to mil jaate hai har raste par,
Magar har koi aap ki tarha anmol nahi hota.

I Like SMS - Like: 523 - SMS Length: 151
4 years ago

Ek sawaal zindagi se kiyaa karte hain,
K hum is duniya mein kyun jiyaa karte hain,
Jab kisi k liye kisi k pass waqt nahi,
To log kyun rishta bana liya karte hain.

I Like SMS - Like: 345 - SMS Length: 165
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4 years ago

Doctor ki shaadi kuch is tarah se honi chahiye....

MEHENDI ki jagah DETTOL solution istemal ho,
BAARAT ambulance me jaye,
SHADI hospital me ho,
PHOTO ki jagah X-ray liya jaye or kya khub ho agar KHANE me Vitamin C & B ki goli di jaye,
MEHMANO ko CHAY ya Cold Drink ki jagah Glucose & ORS diya jaye,

DULHAN k gale me haar ki jagah Stethoscope lagaya jaye,
Aur
moja to tab aye jab Dr. shadi k baad bole,


"NEXT PLZ"!!smile.png:

I Like SMS - Like: 472 - SMS Length: 435
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4 years ago

Shaam Udas Thi Subah Udas Thi..
Kafan Me Lipti Meri Laash Thi..
"Aaee Duniya Walo Mujhe Wahi Dafnana
Jaha Meri or Uski Pehli Mulakat Thi..

I Like SMS - Like: 483 - SMS Length: 142
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5 years ago

Teacher:-Rakesh,assembly mei late kyu pahuche.
Rakesh:Sir,mera Rs.5 ka coin sadak pe gir gaya tha.
Teacher:Sumit,tum kyu late pahuche.
Sumit:Sir,mei uska coin chupa raha tha.

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5 years ago

Apki Kahani Meri Jubani :-


Apke pas dimag hai,


Chalta nahi alag baat hai,



Aap smart ho,

Koi manta nahi alag baat hai.

Aap shareef ho,

Lagte nahi alag baat hai.

Kaafi izzat hai aapki,

Koi karta nahi alag baat hai.

Aapki beizzati ho rahi hai,
Phir bhi msg padh rahe ho,
Kya baat hai.

I Like SMS - Like: 920 - SMS Length: 318
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5 years ago

Golu:Yaar,teri car purani dikh rahi hai,ise painting karwado.
Dholu:Main bhi yahin soch raha tha.
Golu:Chal,paas mei ek furnishing shop hai,waha le chal.
Dholutongue.pngagal ho gaya hai kya,furnishing shop mei car painting kaun karega.
Golu:Karega na.
Dholu:Kaun
Golu:Carpenter,hahahahah..

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5 years ago

7 Sachchai Duniya Ki...

1) Aapki Aankhe Aapke Jism Ka Wo Hissa Hai Jinhe Aap Sabun Se Nhi Dho Sakte.!

2)Aap Apne Baal Nhi Gin Sakte.!

3)Aapki Zeebh Aapke Sare Danto Ko Nhi Chhu Sakti.!

4) Sirf Bewkuf Log Point No.3 Try Karenge.!

5) Aap Muskura Rahe Ho Qki Aapki Zeebh Aapke Sare Danto Ko Chhu Sakti Hai.!

6) Aap Has Rahe Ho Qki Aap Bewkuf Ban Chuke Ho.!

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