Amar-ky' Sms Collection - Page 1

5 years ago

Boy sends friend request to Girl
on Facebook :-
Girl :- Kaunn ho tum ?
Boy :- Hasrat tumhari .......
Girl :- Chahte kya ho ?
Boy : Mohhabat tumhari .........
Girl:- Pachtaoge tum ..........
Boy :- Kismat hamari .........
Girl :- Married hoon main ......
Boy: To Status single se hata
Manhoos Naari .,

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5 years ago

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*,;* NIGHT *;,*
___)(___)(___)( ___)
GOOD NIGHT SWEET DREAMS.

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Amar ky Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

For Sharabi..
Pani ko daru bana dete,
Daru ke tanker lagva dete,
Kambakht hamne pini chod di hai..
Warna
.
.
.
Tajmahal ko "Beerbar" or
Mumtaj ko "Bargirl" bana dete..!!

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Amar ky Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Aap mujhe itna
pasand ho jaise
-

Ullu ko Raat

Dentist ko daant

Gadahe ko Laat


Garib ko Gaddi


Kutte ko Haddi

aur Nange ko chaddi.

Haso mat.

Pasand ho bas

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5 years ago

Wo Hume Bhool Gaye
Isme Unki Khata Nahi..
Par
Hum Unhe Kitna Chahte Hai
Ye Shayed Unhe Pata Hi Nahi.

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Amar ky Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

law of love derived
Law of Love? derived from newton?s laws
*Evry bad boy cntinues to do cherr charr unless a chapal or sandel with a forceis impresed upon him by a lovely girl.This force is calledbezti.
Bezti is that carachtristic due to wich any bagairat is compelled to chnge his stateof bagairti into gairat mandiwink.pngu2

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5 years ago

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MORNING
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,*, 0 ,*, A
,;*s*;, ,;*s*;,NICE
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Amar ky Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Funny words

1=Large State
"Maha-Rastra"

2=Place of Kings
"Raja-Sthan"
.
3=Mr. City
"Shri-Nagar"
.
4=Rhythm of Eyes
"Nayni-Tal"
.
5=Face
"Surat"
.
6=Unmarried Girl.
"Kanya-Kumari"
.
7=No Zip.
"Chen-Nai"
.
8=Come in Evening.
"Aa-Sam"
.
9=Go and Come.
"Go-Aa"
.
10=Answer State.
"Uttar-Pradesh"
.
11=Make Juice.
"Bana-Ras"
.
12=Do Drama.
"Kar-Natak"
.
13=Green Gate.
"Hari-Dwar"
.
Amazing INDIA.

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Amar ky Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Snta:- Ye Thums Up Walo Ne Paresaan Kr Rkhhaa H..,,

Bnta:- Q..???

Snta:- Yar BV Roz Raat Ko Thodi Si Pila K Zid Krti
H CHALO AAJ KUCH TUFAANI KRTE H...

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Amar ky Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

What Is a Kiss??
In Maths-
Kiss is the shortest distance between two Lips..
... In Physics-
It is a process to charging a human body..
In Computer-
Kiss is a local area network in
Which two bodies are
Connected widout data cabel..
In Economics-
Kiss is a process in which
Demand is higher than supply.. smile.png

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