Rishi-singh-raj' Sms Collection - Page 1

5 years ago

Santa proposed to a Girl...

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Boy said:
''tujme rab dikta hai yara main kya karu...''

Girl replied:
''pair pad aur ghar jaa..!

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5 years ago

Interesting fact about
Tom & Jerry ..???
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Pure din nange ghumenge...
par nahate waqt...swiming suit pehn ke nahaenge :-

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5 years ago

In a School function:

A L.K.G boy started closing his EARs with both hands when a girl was about to start her speech..

Others Asked him why r u closing ur ears,

He replied:
Dude,
She is my girl friend..
And she is gonna start her speech wid
"My dear, brothers and sisters......."
smile.pngwink.png

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5 years ago

2 engg. Student raat me padhte hue
1st:Time kya hua?
2nd:1 patthar utha kr samne ke ghar par mara
1 ladki nikli or boli:kamino ab to so jao raat k 2 baj rhe hai

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5 years ago

2020 K GIRL-Oye Dekh Yr Kya mal jaRaha h
0yeMurgey Tera No Ky H?

Ldka:Aap K Ghar Me BAAP,vAI NHi h KYA?

Ldki:Baap Vai H,Pr
Tu Nhi H na Chikne!

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5 years ago

Awsome message by a true lover...
She broke my heart..
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I broke her I Phone 4S
now imagine kaun jyada roya hoga...wink.png

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5 years ago

Na wqt h itna k sylbus pura kiya jae
na tarkib koi k xam pas kiya jae
aisa dard diya h is padhai ne
na khul k roya jae na jam k soya jae.

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5 years ago

ek ladka bahut der se school ke bahar khada school ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh ek Pion aaya aur kaha:

Kya kar rahe ho beta?

Ladka: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hu.

Pion (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, or school ki sob students chuti ho gaya samajh kar bahar a gaya tab pion ne kaha,ab kya hai?

Ladka: Ab bhago!

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5 years ago

Santa ek dukaan wale se sheesha khareedne gaya,"is sheeshe ki majbooti ki kya guarantee hai?"
Dukaan wala:-ye sheesha yadi aap 100th manzil se fekenge, to ye 99 manzil tak bhi nahin tutega.

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5 years ago

Santa:-yaar banta kal mei biwi mere ek dost ke saath bhaag gayi.
Banta:-tujhko to bahot yaad aati hogi uski ,phir?
Santa:-haan yaar …bahot achcha dost tha mera

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