Rishi-singh-raj' Sms Collection - Page 3

5 years ago

Santa-Yaar mai 2 mushkilon me Fas gaya hu.
Banta- Wo konsi?
Santa- Biwi makeup kare to kharcha bardasht nahi hota,

Na kare to biwi bardasht nahi hoti

I Like SMS - Like: 258 - SMS Length: 157
5 years ago

I like u
I like u
I realy like u very much


Pata hai kyu?..


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.....Kyunki Gita me likha hai:

"paap se nafrat karo paapiyon se nahi"!

I Like SMS - Like: 305 - SMS Length: 156
Tags: Insult SMS -
5 years ago

Stress test!

Whch Mouse hs 2 legs?
Micky Mouse.

Nw wch Duck hs 2 legs?




If u think its donald duck then u r under stress cos all ducks hv 2 legs.!!

I Like SMS - Like: 248 - SMS Length: 162
Tags: Funny Jokes -
5 years ago

Universal truth we learnt:
"Sun rises in the east".


Fact:
"Sun neither rises nor sets, only earth rotates..!"




Moral:-
"Education ruins us!!!"

I Like SMS - Like: 301 - SMS Length: 158
5 years ago

An Indian & an american met on a plane & had a bet that if Indian fails to ans his ques he must gve $5 & if american fails he has to give $500..
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American: whats the diff b/w earth and moon?
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Indian silently gives $5
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Indian: which is the animal with 3legs, goes to the mountain & returns with 4 legs..?
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The american searches for 2hrs in laptop & gave $500..
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n asks..
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Wats d ans..?
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Indian again silently gav $5...!!
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INDIANS ROCKSSS!!!!

I Like SMS - Like: 238 - SMS Length: 472
Tags: Funny Jokes -
5 years ago

STUPID ka matlab?

S= Sari Zindagi
T= Tumse
U= Umar Bhar ki Dosti
... P= Pana Chahte He
I= Is Liye
D= Dua karna ye dosti na tute!
"OK STUPID"??

I Like SMS - Like: 269 - SMS Length: 155
5 years ago

Bacha: Miss Main Apko kaisa lagta hoon?
Miss: soooo sweet
Bacha: To phir Main Apne parents ko Aap ke Gharkab Bhejun?
Miss: wo kyun?
Bacha: Ta k wo Humari Baat Karain
... Miss: kya Bakwas hai?
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Bacha: Tution parhney ke liye…
Miss Aap bhi na T.V dekh dekh ke kharaab ho gai hain.:

I Like SMS - Like: 328 - SMS Length: 295
5 years ago

Nice line from HITLER:
"War is better than L0VE ..
because ..
at the end of WAR you either live ..
or die ..!!
... but ..
at the end of L0VE,
You neither LIVE nor DIE ..!!!!" frown.png cry.png
'LIKE' if u agree ..! ♥

I Like SMS - Like: 321 - SMS Length: 222
Tags: Love Shayri -
5 years ago

A girl before she falls in love -
"My love should be a perfect guy."
"He should love me more than I do."
"He should never make me cry."
"He should always understand me."
... But after finding her love -
"So what if he's not perfect, he's still
the best for me."
"So what if he doesn't love me
unconditionally, I`ll love him."
"So what if he's not understanding me,
I`ll understand him & adjust because I
cant afford to lose him."

I Like SMS - Like: 262 - SMS Length: 443
Tags: Love Shayri -
5 years ago

?4 Saal lagte hain ek insaan ko engineer ban-ne mein...

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.Phir Chahay saari zindgi laga lo...
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Wo wapas insaan nahi ban sakta...

I Like SMS - Like: 576 - SMS Length: 202
Tags: Engineers Sms -
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