Rishi-singh-raj' Sms Collection - Page 4

5 years ago

, - .(. - .". " " . . . "
Shimla ke Apple..
This is My Gift to you.
But one condition. !!!!!....-=======

BRUSH KARKE KHANA.
ISI BAHANE BRUSH TOH KARO..

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5 years ago

Barish ki hr bund ek kahani h
Tut k bikhar jana hi uski nishani h
In bikhare hue motiyo ko saja kr rakhna
Har moti guzre hue pal ki ek nishani h.

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5 years ago

Jiyo uske liye jo jine ka sahara ho,

chaho use jo jaan se bhi pyara ho.
Raah me to milenge bahut,

Lekin sath uska do jisne aapko bhid me pukara ho..

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5 years ago

TEACHER-sabse bada pagal kaun hai? santa ka beta utha. Teacher- sabash bete. SANTa- jaan se maar dunga agar kisi ne mere papa ka naam lia....

I Like SMS - Like: 272 - SMS Length: 157
5 years ago

Machli jal ki rani he

No..no..

Somthing new !!

Girlfrnd dil ki rani he.
Jeevan uska money he.
Haath lagao chillayegi.
Money nikalo toh patt jayegi.

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5 years ago

A Rabbit runs, jumps&lives
only for 15 yrs!.A Turtle does'nt run,does
nothing,yet lives for 300
yrs!.Moral:
EXERCISE IS HELL.SLEEP WELL...!

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5 years ago

1 baccha mummy se pitne k baad apne papa se:
Papa kabhi aap Africa gaye ho?
.
.
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Papa:Nahi beta
.
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Bachc: phir itni khofnaak Item kahan se le aae. PyaARe

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5 years ago

330 girls died by heart attack

&

570 girls r admitted in hospital.

Ab ye batao
kisne afwah failai ki MERI SHADI,hone wali hai.

tum log v na hadh karte ho

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5 years ago

Boy-Apka Naam Kya He
Girl-Pehan K Batau Ya DikhaKar
Boy-Kya Matlab?
Girl-PAYAL
Girl-Or Apka?
Boy-Lekar Batau Ya Dekar?
Girl-Matlab?
Boy-PAPPI

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5 years ago

(SAGAAI K BAAD)
Boy: oh! Is din ka to me kabse intejar karta tha.
Girl: To mai jau?
B: Nahi bilkul nahi.
G: Do u luv me?
B: Haan,Karta tha, karta hu aur karta rahunga.
G: Kabhi mere sath dhoka karoge?
B: Nahi,Isse achha to me mar jau.
G: Will u marry me?
B: Yes, why not
G: Tum muje maroge?
B: Nahi me aisa aadmi nahi hu.
G: kya mai tum pe vishvash kar sakti hu?
B: yes.
G: Oh dearl!

AUR SHADI K BAAD.NICHE SE UPAR PADHO...

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