Rishi-singh-raj' Sms Collection - Page 5

5 years ago

Is ur life boring?
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Type 'I LOVE' &





send it 2 al ur relatives..
Life mein hungama mach jayega..!!

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5 years ago

Sweetest kiss- On the head.
Loveliest kiss- On cheeks!
Most romantic kiss- On the lips!
N the hottest kiss?
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On d bike’s silencer.

I Like SMS - Like: 242 - SMS Length: 157
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5 years ago

True Lines in real life-

"Jab Hum ek hi mazak ko lekar baar baar hus nahi sakte to hum ek hi gum lekar baar baar kyu rote rahe..."

So keep smiling 4ever..

I Like SMS - Like: 1358 - SMS Length: 160
5 years ago

a little boy says i love you but she said i love someone else
the boy sadly luck down and after some time lucked up again and said ''''teri mummmy ko bata dunga''''

I Like SMS - Like: 263 - SMS Length: 165
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5 years ago

teacher-planets ke naam batao.
Santa-earth,mars,jupiter vagerah.
Teacher-aur batao.
Santa-aur sab badhiya.mata rani ki kripa hai..

Aap apna bataie.

I Like SMS - Like: 286 - SMS Length: 153
5 years ago

Banta in art gallery:ye bhayankar tasvir ko aap modern art kehte hain??
Art dealer:mera baap tu dimag mat laga,ghar ja ye tasvir nahi aaina hai.

I Like SMS - Like: 251 - SMS Length: 145
5 years ago

‎1 Seher me Train se 100 Logon ka accident hua. 99 mar gaye 1 Golu hi bach gaya!

Reporter ne usse pucha ye sb kaise hua?

Golu: anouncment hua ki Shatabdi Express platform par aa rahi hai, to sab ghabra ke platform se kudkar patri pe aa gaye, par saali train platform par nahi patri pe aayi %)
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Reporter: Aur ap smajdar nikle jo patri par nahi utray !

Golu: Ji nahi, mai to suicide karne aya tha, anouncemnt sunkar patri se hat kar platform par let gaya ! grin.png

I Like SMS - Like: 252 - SMS Length: 474
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5 years ago

Dad--''bete mere liye ek glass paani lana,,,!''

Beta-''Main nahi jaunga,,,!''

Dusra beta--''jaane do papa wo hai hi battamiz ,,,
Aap khud lelo aur ek glass mere liye bhi laana,,,!''

I Like SMS - Like: 261 - SMS Length: 190
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5 years ago

Studies are of two Types........

1st) difficult subjects which can't be studied........

2nd) Easy subjects that doesnt need 2 b studies.......

Thats how college students Study smile.png

I Like SMS - Like: 299 - SMS Length: 189
5 years ago

Teachr: konsa parinda sab se tez udta hai?
Boy: hathi
teachr: nalayak, tere dady kya karrte hai?

Boy: mumbai ke don hai

teachr: shabash hathi sahi jawab hai

I Like SMS - Like: 256 - SMS Length: 164
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