Vishal-bhai' Sms Collection - Page 1

Vishal bhai Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

1 aadmi apne bete k liye 1 ROBOT laya jo jooth bolne par THAPAD marta tha.
Beta- Papa aaj me school nahi jaunga mere pet me dard he.
(Sattaak...)
Baap- Dekha tune jooth bola isliye tuje saza mili,
me jab tere jitna tha to kabhi jooth nahi bolta tha.
(Sattaak...)
Wife (haste huye boli) Aap hi ka beta h
(Sattaak...)smile.png

I Like SMS - Like: 345 - SMS Length: 325
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Vishal bhai Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

7 Sur Jisme Aap Chhupe Ho . . .
1. Saa
2. Re
3. Ga
4. Maa
5. Paa
6. Dha
7. Nee
8. Saa

Khud Ko Pehchanane Ke Liye Sirf

3 Aur 6 Ko Padho...

I Like SMS - Like: 801 - SMS Length: 153
Tags: Insult SMS -
5 years ago

"GOOD NIGHT POEM"
Touch ur heart,
Close ur eyes,
Make a wish,
Say gud night,
Sky so wide,
Stars so bright,
Off the light,
& sleep quite-quite.
Gud 9t sleep well.

I Like SMS - Like: 646 - SMS Length: 170
Tags: Good Night -
5 years ago

*Is**Pyari**Si* *subha* *K* *Pyare* *Se* *Mausam* *Me* *Pyari* *Si* *Hawaoun* *Me* *Sab* *Se* *Pyare* *Friend* *Ko* *pyara* *sa*
*G* O* O* D* *M*O*R*N*I*N*G*

I Like SMS - Like: 688 - SMS Length: 161
Tags: Good Morning -
Vishal bhai Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

GABBAR-are o sambha SMS pdhne wala sundr h ya bndar...
SAMBHA-Sarkr agr rply kiya to sundr h,nahi kiya to bandar hai...abhi pata chal jayega..!izzat ka sawal h.

I Like SMS - Like: 777 - SMS Length: 161
Tags: Insult SMS -
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