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mr.rajan007 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Ek kavita arz hai :-
Hey krishna tu is kalyug me aa k to dekh.
Tune pura parvat ek ungli pe uthaya,apne sar pe exam ka pressure ko utha k to dekh.
Tune 18 saal ki umr me mama kans ko mara, ab kasab ko hath laga k to dekh.
Tune bhari mehfil me draupadi ko saree pehnai, Mallika ko ek jodi kapde pehna k to dekh.
Tune gokul ki 1600 gopia sath me rakhi, kalyug ki ek ladki pata k to dekh.
Hey krishna tu kalyug me aake to dekh. tongue.png

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mr.rajan007 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Teacher: Who was Akbar ? . Boy: Akbar was Gay. . Teacher:- What
Are you mad ? Why did you say tht
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.Boy:- We have heard Laila - Majnu , Heer -Ranjha , Soni- Mahival Romeo - Juliet.... But Only Akbar - Birbal!!!! tongue.png

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mr.rajan007 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Galileo used lamp to study, Grahmbell used candle, Shakespeare used streetlight
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Moral : Sab apne jaise hi thai, Din mai timepass aur Raat mai nautanki...!!

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