Kukku' Sms Collection - Page 1

kukku Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Exam me sir ne copy karne diya,
aur
kaha bahar ye mat kehna ke
maine copy karne diya tha.
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Naughty Student - Na ji hum
kahenge,
Sir bahut stirct the, Harami the,
Kutte ne hilne bhi nahi diya,
Mar jaye sala

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kukku Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Ek bund se samundar nhi banta,
rone se mukaddar nahi banta,
patana hai to pure girls hostel kn patao
1 - 2 ladki patane se koi sikandar nahi banta.

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kukku Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Girl: Aj meri dil ka operation hai.
Boy: pata hai
Girl: I love u
Boy: mai b b0ht pyar krta hun tumse.
Operation k bad jab larki ko hosh aya
To sirf uska baap khara tha.
Girl: wo kahan hai ?
Father: tumhe ni pata tumhe dil
kisne dia ?
Girl: what ?
Or zor zor se r0ne lagi.
Father: mazak kar raha hun
Kamina
Bahar Samose Kha raha hai...

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5 years ago

Roj Us Se Baat Karta Hu,
Aise Hi DiL Ko Behla Leta Hu,
Kehna Too Bahot Kuch Chahta Hu,
Lekin Hontho Pe Aaye Lafz Ko
Fir DiL Me DhakeL Deta Hu.
I really love u...!!

I Like SMS - Like: 543 - SMS Length: 168
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kukku Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Ek-Kiss ke baad aata kya hai??

Socho,
Sharmao mat..!!

Arre!! Ek-Kiss(21)
Ke baad Baa-iss(22)aata he..
Ginti he aur kuch nahi.

I Like SMS - Like: 664 - SMS Length: 134
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5 years ago

Ulfat ki rahon me akelapan na mile,
zindagi me tumhe kabhi gam na mile,
Dua karte hain khuda se tumhe,
jo bhi khushi mile hum se zyada mile..

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5 years ago

Dooriyon se farak padtg nehi,
Baat to dilon ki nazdeekiyon se hoti hai,
Dosti to kuch khaas aap jaiso se hai warna,
Mulakat na jane kitno se hoti hai...

I Like SMS - Like: 430 - SMS Length: 155
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kukku Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Bill Gates Said-

I m Not Topper,
But Today All University Toppers r My Employees
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..Bas
Yahi Line Har Baar Mujhe Top Krne Se Rok Deti hai.

I Like SMS - Like: 558 - SMS Length: 152
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kukku Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Think u r sitting in front of computer,
what computer will think, U Know ..?

'intel inside' 'mental outside'
HA HA HA.,
Wait don't laugh,
joke is not over,

U R standing in front of fridge,what fridge will think u know ?

'cool inside fool outside'
now laugh
HA HA HA !

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kukku Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Wife-Aji sunte ho ghar me
Namak khatam ho gaya hai daal
Me kya daalu.
Husband-Dimaag to hai hi nahi naya
Colgate active salt daal
De usme namak hai..

I Like SMS - Like: 571 - SMS Length: 154
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