Veeresh143' Sms Collection - Page 19

veeresh143 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

want to surprise ur girlfriend?
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Introduce her to ur wife. :-
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veeresh143 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Q:where can we find a sea without water & earth without people?
Ans: on the mapsmile.png

Q: which is the laziest mountain?

ans: ever-restsmile.png

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veeresh143 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

wife was teaching english to husband. .

wife:- im beautiful,

im slim,

my face is cute. .

whith TENSE is this

husband: its PAST TENSE. . .

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5 years ago

love+bharosa= mummy

darr+pyar = papa


playing+help = brother & sister

sukh+dukh= lover

above
all+life =FRIENDR

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veeresh143 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

life = Mobile
friends = charger
lover = recharge

kitna bhi recharge karlo charger na ho to mobile switch off

Qki HAR EK FRIEND JARURI HOTA HAI

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5 years ago

always have a sucesful EXIT then a favourable ENTRANCE. coz wat matters is not being clapped when v arrive. But being remembered wen v Leave

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veeresh143 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

dual heart attack msg by a girl.
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1st msg: lets breaks up now, its all over.
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2ed
msg: sorry, sorry that was not for u

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5 years ago

REALLY QUOTE-:
its really hard to wait for the right parson in ur life, especially when the wrong ones r so cute

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5 years ago

3 nice thoughts:

kill the tension before tension kill u
reach ur goal before goal kicks u
live LIFE before LIFE leaves u

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5 years ago

DEATH and LOVE discussing.

LOVE -why people like me and hates u...?
DEATH-that is bcoz u r LIE
i m TRUTH. . . . . .!!!
People love to listen lie. . ;(

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