Veeresh143' Sms Collection - Page 3

4 years ago

A day will comeā€¦
When the whole world will, CELEBRATE:
YOUR NAME
YOUR FAME
YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR THOUGHTS
YOUR VIEWS
But keep in mind,
April Fool comes once a year.
Congratulations!

I Like SMS - Like: 623 - SMS Length: 192
4 years ago

Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.

I Like SMS - Like: 630 - SMS Length: 141
4 years ago

31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools.. smile.png

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4 years ago

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.

I Like SMS - Like: 534 - SMS Length: 145
veeresh143 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
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Warna
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GADHA mar jayega

I Like SMS - Like: 452 - SMS Length: 155
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veeresh143 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,
if sumone calls u duffer,relax,
if sumone calls u stupid be cool,
but if sumone calls u "cute"
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lagana thappar os pagal ke monhpe,
mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai

I Like SMS - Like: 371 - SMS Length: 209
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veeresh143 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.

I Like SMS - Like: 301 - SMS Length: 190
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4 years ago

SILENCE
Is d best Answer
for all questions
SMILE
Is d best Reaction
in all situations
Unfortunately
BOTH Never Help In
any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW tongue.png

I Like SMS - Like: 379 - SMS Length: 164
4 years ago

A good teacher according to students is 1 who :
-Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week
-Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier
-Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments
-Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students
-Should Not Disturb The StudentsBy Teaching While They Are Talking

I Like SMS - Like: 360 - SMS Length: 318
veeresh143 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

As per research
A man speaks 25,000 words daily
&
A woman speaks 30,000
Problem starts when husband comes home
from office after consuming his 25,000 words
&
wife starts her 30,000..

I Like SMS - Like: 277 - SMS Length: 189
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