Veeresh143' Sms Collection - Page 4

veeresh143 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

SANTA went to court
JUDGE:
"Order ! Order !"
SANTA:
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"
JUDGE:
"Shut Up !"
SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!

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veeresh143 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Once A Girl Askd Her Bf :
Why We Have Units To Measure
Weight, Height & Distance
But
Not Love, Friendship & Trust?
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Boy Thought For A While
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.
.
Took Her In His Arms,
Looked Deep In Her Eyes & Said
Look, DON'T Eat My Brain!
I Have Already Failed In Physics

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veeresh143 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Why Girls Live Longer Than Boys?
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.
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Scientific Studies Have Proved That
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.
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"SHOPPING"
Never Causes HEART ATTACKS, But,
.
"PAYING The "BILLS" Does

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5 years ago

A Belated Teachers' Day
Its A Humble Request
"80% Of Teachers r
Suffering From Throat
Pain By Teaching Students."
So Plz
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.
.
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BUNK d Classes As Much
As Possible
n
Save Our Teachers

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veeresh143 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Girl asked: 1 din me kitne cigrette
peete ho ?
Boy:40 - 50
Girl: Agar ab tak zindgi me cigrete
pe kharch kye hue paise bachate
to samne khari hui BMW car
tumhari hoti.
Boy: Aap cigrete peeti hein ?
Girl: No
Boy: To kya wo car apki hai ?
Girl: No
Boy: Thanks for advice, Wo car
meri hi hai.
MORAL: zyada lecture dene se
bezti bhi ho jaati
hai..

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veeresh143 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

PRINICIPAL:Apne Bachhe Ko Jara
Tameez Sikhao aap!
PARENT:Kya Hua Sir?
PRINICIPAL: Application Form Ke
SEX Wale Column Me Likha Hai-
"Kabhi Moka Hi Nahi Mila".

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5 years ago

Cute lines by a girl who fell in love:
"He stole my heart and I am planningto take a
revenge.
I am going to steal his last name.."

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veeresh143 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

A little boy asked his father:
"Daddy, How much does it cost to get married..?"
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Father: I dont know son, I am still paying!wink.png

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5 years ago

Best message for ever
"A Mother may be Educated or
Un educated.
But,
She gives "Best guidelines in the world when u fail in ur life"

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5 years ago

FRIENDSHIP Means Understanding,
Not Agreement.
It Means Forgiveness,
Not Forgetting.
It Means d Memories Last,
Even If Contact Is Lost

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