Lucifer' Sms Collection - Page 1

4 years ago

.THE DAY IS NOT SO FAR WHEN SOMEBODY WILL KNOCK AT UR DOOR AND SAY,

"hey.. We have 7 mutual friends on facebook. Can i come in...??"

I Like SMS - Like: 406 - SMS Length: 135
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4 years ago

Zindgi me jo hm chahte hai..

Wo asani se nahi milta..

Lekin zindgi ka such ye hai ki..

Hm b whi chahte hai, JO AASAN NHI HOTA

I Like SMS - Like: 387 - SMS Length: 135
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4 years ago

Pyar me duniya khubsurat lagti hai

dard me duniaya dushman lagti hai,

aap jaisa dost ho, to pani ki ek boond bhi KINGFISHER lagti hai.

I Like SMS - Like: 371 - SMS Length: 140
lucifer Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

1 grl bunked lectr n was moving around in college..
One professor asked her: ye kya? Period me ghum rhi ho?
Girl:yahi soch to badlni hai..

I Like SMS - Like: 373 - SMS Length: 140
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lucifer Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa:me yesa kya kru k teri shaadi k baad me teri biwi ko cinema le kr jau aur tu naraj b na ho...
..
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Banta:meri shaadi apni behen se kara de...

I Like SMS - Like: 371 - SMS Length: 151
lucifer Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

JUDGE-tum apni limit cross kr rhe ho?

LAWYER-kaun saala aisa khta he?

JUDGE-tum ne muze saala bola?

LAWYER-nhi my lord, me puchha kaun sa LAW aisa khta he?

I Like SMS - Like: 384 - SMS Length: 164
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4 years ago

A man to swami vivekanand WHAT IS THE REASON FOR EVERY MISUNDERSTANDIN?

Swami-the reason is that, we see people as we are but not as THEY ARE..

I Like SMS - Like: 387 - SMS Length: 146
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4 years ago

Best lines which i personaly believe-
APNE VAJOOD PE ITNA TO YAKIN HAI MUZE KI,

KOI CHHOD TO SAKTA HAI MUZE PAR BHULA NAHI SAKTA...

I Like SMS - Like: 370 - SMS Length: 135
4 years ago

Difference betwn LOVE & FRIENDSHIP
Balance nhi he fir b kuch b krke call krke baat krna is LOVE
&
balance hone ke baad b call nhi karna is FRIENDSHIP

I Like SMS - Like: 389 - SMS Length: 154
4 years ago

GOD se apke liye wish kiya humne.
Aap se door hoke aapko MISS kiya hmne
yad rhe iss mahine HOLI hai.
Sbse pahle apko WISH kiya he hmne

I Like SMS - Like: 503 - SMS Length: 137
Tags: Holi sms -
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