Lucifer' Sms Collection - Page 3

lucifer Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Steve Jobs is nw working with god to make an "I-WIFE" slim design beauty with brain and most important, a mute button...! Booking full til 2020...

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5 years ago

Funny bt strange truth:-

"WE HAVE THE SOLUTIONS TO ALL THE PROBLEMS WHICH AREN'T OUR....!!"

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lucifer Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

22 saal ho gaye koi ladki nahi pati=ye he AAM jindgi

or

22 saal ho gye koi ladki hume nahi pata saki=ye he MENTOS JINdgi

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5 years ago

No toli,
no kholi,
khao BHANG KI GOLI aur
rho SLOWLY
Q KI

7 deen baad he HOLI...

Happy holi in advance..

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5 years ago

Dedicated to my frnds...

Hazaro kaam hai jo muze busy rkhte he, magar tum log aise "DHEET" ho ke phir b yaad aate ho sacchi yaar...

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5 years ago

Funny but gr8 words:

money, attitude & ego r like UNDER WEAR.
U shud hav it,
but shud not show it...
Unless u becum a SUPERMAN...!!!

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lucifer Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Best tp joke-
santa walking on road samne gobar pda tha

santa ne jhuk kr ungli dal kr taste kia aur bola- Oh! Ye to gobar h, shukr h mera pair nai pada...

I Like SMS - Like: 283 - SMS Length: 158
5 years ago

Jise dil ki "kalam" or mohabat ki INK khte he,
jise lamho ki BOOK or yada ka COVER khte he,
yahi wo subject he, jise log FRIENDSHIP khte he...

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5 years ago

I am not ur heart, but i miss u. I am not ur family, but i care for u. I m not ur blood relation.. But i m ready to share ur pain. B'coz i m ur FRIEND..

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