Mr-sarthakrock' Sms Collection - Page 1

4 years ago

Ram's APPLICATION to Ravan To
The Ravan,
Lanka puri,
Sri lanka.
R/sir
I beg to say that You have kidnapped my wife, Mrs. Sita. She is very beautiful. I have only single
wife & I dont know, how to cook food. Please
send her by your plane bcz there is no petrol in my
'BULLET'

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4 years ago

govt-jiske 5 bache h use ghar degi.
Santa ke 3 the,usne wife se kaha-padosan ke
2 bhi mere h unko laata hu(lane ke baad)
apne 3 kaha gaye ??
Wife jinke the wo le gaye :p

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4 years ago

Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghus Ayaa.. Daku : Jaldi Bata Sona kahan hai , ..!
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Banta : oye Pura Ghar Khali Hai pada hai, Jithe Marzi
So Jao ! wink.png grin.png

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4 years ago

Question: Collage Me Ladkiyo Ke Kitne
Naam Hote Hai?
Ans: 4
1 Tere Wali
2 Mere Wali
3 Teri bhabhi 4 Meri bhabhi

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4 years ago

Lati hai kabhi hontho pe hasi kbhi aankho mai
nami,
ye tere pyar ki khooshboo hai jo dil se gujar jati
hai..

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4 years ago

Aankho me basa sapna to bus sapna raha
Koi na ab is duniya me apna raha
Sabki khusiyo k liye dua karta raha
Or
Mere naseeb me sirf tadpna raha

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4 years ago

Ek raat ekk Shakhs ne Chand (Moon) sey
poocha, k mera mahboob kya kar-
raha hai,
Toh chand bola: "Beta daikh,.-Pehli baat toh yeh
kay main tere
baap ka naukar nahi hoon -Doosri baat ye kay itni upar se kuch
nazar nahi aata -Teesri baatye k yeh Chichora pan
tum log zameen tak hi Rakho"

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4 years ago

Santa doctor se-Doctor sahab meri problem h ki
1.)khana khane k baad bhukh nhi lagti
2.)kaam karke thak jata hu
3.)Sokar uthu to nind nhi aati
4.)Pani pi lu to pyas nhi lagti
Aap btaiye main kya karu.

Dr. Santa se-Raat ko suraj ki roshni me aankh kholkar so jana thik ho jaoge.

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4 years ago

RULE OF GULLY CRICKET-
1. One tip out
2. Ghar me ball gayi to out,jo marega vo lekar
aayega.
3. Common dono taraf se batting karega ,BUT YR
FIELDING B KARNI PADEGI. 4. Try catch out tha.
5. Spin daal fast ni ho rhi h.
6. No ball aur wide k run nhi h.

7.Ball khone par paise dene padenge
Amazing yr.

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4 years ago

movies on school
1. School-Yaadein
2. Principal -Jaani Dushman
3. Classes -Kabhi kabhi
4. Canteen-Kabhi alvida na kehna
5. Course-Godzilla
6. Exams - Kalyu 7. Examination hall-Chamber of secret
8. Exam-time - Qayamat se qayamt tak
9. Question paper - Paheli
10. Answer paper - Kora kagaz
11. Cheating - chupke chupke
12. Paper out - Plan 13. Examiner - The killer
14. Last exam - Independence day
15. Paper correction - Andha kanoon

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