Sahilsinha' Sms Collection - Page 1

sahilsinha Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Arz Hai…
Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai
Na Kuch Khane-Peene, Na Sone
Ko Jee Chahta Hai
Ye Garmi Ab Bardaast Nahi Hoti
Sab Chhod Kar Ab Shimla Chale
Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai…

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sahilsinha Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Petrol Pump Attendant: Saab,
Kitne ka daaloon?
Me: 2-4 Rupye ka gaadi ke upar
spray kar de bhai..
Aag lagani hai.

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4 years ago

Chaha ke ye Aasma humara hota,
khwaisho ka koi kinara hota,
ye soch kar na roka us musafir ko
humne,
dur jata hi kyu agar wo hamara
hota…

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sahilsinha Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Gunehgaar kaun..??
PATI aur PATNI so rahe the.
Achaanak,
PATNI sapna dekh ke chillayi..
“bhago mera PATI aa gaya”
PATI utha aur khidki se kud gaya.

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4 years ago

Student's Life is Like English
MoviesxP |
School = Jurassic Park.. smile.png
Principal = King Kong.. tongue.png
Vice Principle = Hulk.. gasp.png
Teachers = Aliens.. =P
Class Guys = Planet of Apes..tongue.png
Class Gals = Charlies Angels..♥
Syllubus = Deep Blue Sea smile.png
Exam = Mission Impossible =P
Invigilator = Terminator.. smile.png
Result = 2012 ..(end of the world)
=P

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sahilsinha Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Man : Is there any way for long
life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of
long life will never come.

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