Sem' Sms Collection - Page 4

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3 years ago

Agar apne Papa ki di hui pocket money save karke kahoge ki yeh mere kamaye hue paise hai to Siddharth Mallya bhi kahega Aap Chutiye Hain

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SEM Posted In Special SMS
3 years ago

Agar aapne 2 TB Hard disk sirf apne pc se laptop me data transfer karne ke liye khareedi hai to kasam crossover ethernet cable ki Aap Chutiye Hain

I Like SMS - Like: 237 - SMS Length: 146
SEM Posted In Special SMS
3 years ago

Agar aap raat ko 1 peg rum yaa whiskey pite hai aur dusre din subha kisi dost ka fon aane par bewde ki tarah kehte hai ki aapka hangover nahi utra hai, to OLD MONK RUM ka maalik conference call me aakar aapko congratulate karte hue kahega ki bhai Aap Chutiye Hain

I Like SMS - Like: 225 - SMS Length: 263
SEM Posted In Special SMS
3 years ago

Agar aap apna SLR Camera, Iphone ya Tablet SHOW-OFF karne ke liye iss tarah se pic leke FB pe daalte hain aur sochte hain ki isse aapki hawa banegi ..... toh KRK bhi apne Italian made Chinese Phone se apko call karke kahegaa ki Aap Chutiye Hain

I Like SMS - Like: 238 - SMS Length: 244
SEM Posted In Special SMS
3 years ago

Agar aap kisi South indian city mein Auto walo se paise kam karane ke chakkar mein Anna-Anna kar ke baat karte hain aur ye sochte hain ki aapka Anna sunkar usse lagega aap bhi south indian ho aur woh paise kam kar dega, toh Sunil Shetty bhi aapko bolega ki ahee Aap Chutiye Hain Via-Anky

I Like SMS - Like: 230 - SMS Length: 287
SEM Posted In Special SMS
3 years ago

Agar aap subah subah apne bade se tablet main head phones lagakar jogging karte hai aur yeh karke apne aap ko cool samjhte hai phir toh wahan hagne ke liye aaye kutte bhi bhonk bhonk ke kahenge ki Aap Chutiye Hain

I Like SMS - Like: 223 - SMS Length: 214
SEM Posted In Special SMS
3 years ago

Agar aap FB pe har ek couple ki pic par "Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi" comment karte hai, toh srk apke ghar aake bolega ki Aap Chutiye Hain

I Like SMS - Like: 236 - SMS Length: 130
SEM Posted In Special SMS
3 years ago

Agar aap Nano kharid kar usspe Red Bull Racing & Flying Eagle jaise body stickers lagate ho to Ratan tata tak bol padega ki Aap Chutiye Hain

I Like SMS - Like: 242 - SMS Length: 140
SEM Posted In Special SMS
3 years ago

Agar aap sadak chhap Pani-Puri k stall pe plastic k plates n spoons mangte ho aur khud ko Hygienic samjhte ho, Toh kasam ragde pe lage hue kachre ki Aap Chutiye Hain

I Like SMS - Like: 222 - SMS Length: 165
SEM Posted In Special SMS
3 years ago

Agar apko lagta hai,thode der T.V. bandh karne se yaa tedhe hokar ek hi position me bethne se apki Favorite team jyada runs banaegi, Toh Rajiv Shukla ki kasam Aap Chutiye Hain

I Like SMS - Like: 222 - SMS Length: 175
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