Sem' Sms Collection - Page 5

Agar aap 0 mutual friends hone par Justin Beiber ki profile pic lagakar friend request bhejte hai to Mark Zuckerberg bhi bolega Aap Chutiye Hain

Apne BF ko apni ashleel videos shoot karne dekar yeh sochnewali ladkiya ki wo personal use ke liye video utar rahe hai, to madamji Kasam Kanti Shah ki Aap Chutiye Hain

Ek golgappe ko 1/2 banaake adhe adhe khaanewale couple, chote bachche bhi hagte hue bolenge Aap Chutiye Hain

agar aapko lagta hai aap mard hoke "I'm sad" tweet karoge aur koi aapse puchega kyun toh Forever Alone log bhi bolenge Aap Chutiye Hain

Agar aap night match mein aap duplicate Ray-Ban glasses pehen ke show off karoge toh KRK bhi seedhe Dubai se apne 'france se mangwae hue phone' se directly call laga ke aapko kahega Aap Chutiye Hain

Apne american relatives se iphone5 ki apeksha se touch me rehne walo, yahoo pe hone wale uncensored chats ki kasam Aap Chutiye Hain

Dear boys, agar aapko lagta hai ki har ladki jo aapse haske baat karti hai wo aapko seduce karne ki koshish kar rahi hai to Aap Chutiye Hain

Subzi aur golgappe bechne walo se angrezi mein unilaterally baat karne wale logo, Aap Padhe likhe nahi balki Aap Chutiye Hain

Aam ke mausam me bhi Maaza peene walo Aap Chutiye Hain

A Good Teacher Is Who Tells To Study Hard...
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A Best Teacher Is Who Stands Outside The Examination Hall N Shouts.
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"OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE APNI APNI PARCHI CHUPA LO . ...:p