Cool-batham007' Sms Collection - Page 1

Ek Sarabi Aakh daan karne gya !
Account clark ne puchha: kuchh kahna chahte ho?
Sarabi- jise lagao usse bata dena, yeh do paig ke bad hi khulti hai.....'

Castumar- bhai kab se wait kar raha hu..... Khana Abhi tak tyaar nahi hua.
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Hotal-bala : Sir! Khana to teen din pahle se hi tyaar hai, Bas "Garam" ho raha hai..

Boy- Bhag kar shaadi karle ya shaadi karke Bhag jae(Girl se)
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Girl- fati chappal se mar khaega ya chappal fatne tak mar khaega...