Moksh-gupta' Sms Collection - Page 2

Moksh gupta Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Dear Girls
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Talking Always In English
D0es n0t Make U Hollyw00d Her0in.tongue.png wink.png =D tongue.png

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Moksh gupta Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

3 words that can totally
change ur
mood:
I LOVE YOU
I HATE YOU
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The best 1..
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FACEBOOK LOGIN ERROR gasp.png
Seriously Aag lag jaati hai tongue.png
Like if you agree :!

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Moksh gupta Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

How To Hate Your Favorite Song ?
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Simple
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Make it your Alarm Tone grin.png

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Moksh gupta Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

.Santa Ek Baar Park Mein Beth Ker Gaana Ga
Raha Tha“ Aaj Mein Upar Aasma Niche
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”Uske Paas Ek Aadmi Betha Tha UsAadmi Ne
Santa Ka Gaana Sun Kar Santa Ko Bahut Maara
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.Kyon ???
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,Kyon Ki Aasma Us Aadmi Ki Beti Ka Naam
Tha.:xD

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Moksh gupta Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa Introduces His Family :-
1.) Ye Meri Biwi GOOGLE KAUR
Ek Sawal Pucho To Das Jawab Deti Hai
2) Ye Mera Beta FACEBOOK SINGH
Ghar Ki Har Baat Poore Muhalle Tak Pahuchata Hai
3) Aur Ye Meri Beti TWITTER KAUR.
Pura Muhalla Raat Din Ise Follow Karta Hai
4) Aur Main Hu santa urf ORKUT SINGH
Ab Mujhe Koi Puchta Hi Nahi.

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Moksh gupta Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Pappu: Sharab Peete Huey Rone Laga
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Santa: KYa Hua kaminey, Ro Kyu Raha hai..
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Pappu: Yaar Jis Ladki Ko Bhulane Ke Liye pee Raha tha,
Uska Naam Yaad Nahi Aa Raha hai... gasp.png tongue.png =D

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Moksh gupta Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Hostel student to his frnd:- "yaar dhoka
ho gya Dhoka" ;-(
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Frnd:- kya ho gaya...??
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Student:- "yar ghar se books k liye
paise
mangvaaye the,
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gharwalo ne books hi bhej di.... gasp.pngtongue.png
=D :

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Moksh gupta Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

@~SERIOUS JOKE~@
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Ladkiya Dusri Ladkiyo Ko Gift Mein
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Perfumes,
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Ear Rings,
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Jeans,
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Tops
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Ya Choclates Deti Hai.
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Aur Ladke
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Socho?
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Nai pata?
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“Ye Le Ladki Ka Number, Bas Mera
Naam
Nahi Ana Chahiye“
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Moksh gupta Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Barbaad Karne ke aur Bhi Tarike the
"Lekin"
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Jaane Kayu Mark Zuckerberg ko FACEBOOK ka hi khayal aaya
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Khud to Shadi kar
Li aur
Hume yaha like like
khilana sikha Diya.

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Moksh gupta Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Romance to dekho ! ! !
Pappu - Tum to meri Chand ho......!
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Pappu ki gf- Aur tum ho mere
Neil Armstrong....!
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Pappu - Wo Kyo?
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Gf ( sharmate huye ) boli -
Chand pe Chadhne wala Pehla
Aadmi..smile.png: tongue.png tongue.png tongue.png
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Pappu shocked , gf rocked tongue.png

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