Moksh-gupta' Sms Collection - Page 3

Read must :p
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Ek Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi,
10 lac
20 lac
30 lac
Ek Aadmi ne Car ki khrab halat pe gor kiya to pas khare Aadmi se pucha :-
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Is Car me esi kon si khoobi hai k iske itna daam lag rahe hai?
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Aadmi :- Ab tak is Car k 10 hadse hue hai or har haadse me sirf or sirf "Biwi" ki hi Maut hui hai.
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Aadmi :- 40 lakh

Wife: Btao Tmhe Main Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon ?
Husband :- Bahut Zyada
Wife :- Phir Bhi ; Kitni?
Husbnd :- Itni Ki Dil Chahta Hai Tumhari Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aaun.

Attitude Of Girls :
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Jab Ladke Nahi Dekhein To:
Girl : Kutta, Dekhta Bhi Nahi..!!:/
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Jab Ladke Dekhein To
Girl : Dekh Kaise Kutte Ki Tarah Dekh Raha Hai..!!
=D

Santa - oye item kya haal hai
tera?
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girl- jo teri behen ka hai..
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santa- achha matlab ki tu bhi
pregnent hai :p

Exams Life
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9am- Wake-up
10am- Breakfast
11am- Thinking 2 score 80%
12am- Watch TV
1pm- Lunch
2pm- Thori neend le k padhenge
dimagh set hoga ..
4pm- Games
5pm- Thinking 2 score 60%
6pm- Troubling friends
"kuch padha?"
8pm- Searching books.
9pm- Dinner
10pm- Lo bhae light gai.
11pm- plz bhagwan! Bas pass kara de...
12pm- kal se pakka padhunga...=P

Santa- Are Yaar Ye Mobile To Mujhe Kangal Kr Dega
Banta- Q?
Santa- Baar Baar Dikhata Hai Battery Low Ab Tak 50 Battery Badal Chuka Hu

Hafeez ko dekh k to mujhe aPna baChpan yad aata
hai ..

pehle bating b meri ..
Pehle bowling b meri
aur
captain b main :x

LuV STORY OF ENGINEER:
I was in 12th
She was in 12th
I got B.Tech
She got BBA
I was doing B.Tech
She got MBA
I was preparing 4 M.TECH entrance
She got married
I m doing M.TECH
She's d mother of 2 children
I got PH.D
Her daughter is in 1st stndrd,
I became DOCTRATE
Hr daughtr passd 10th,
I hav joined job.
Hr Daughtr joined College.
The Greatest irony-
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Today is my ENGAGEMENT
&Her daughtr is my WIFE
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Agle Janam Salaa ARTS hi Lunga.
East or west Arts is d best...

Letter written by a small child 2 'Lays' Company:
Dear 'Lays' Chips manufacturer, U forgot 2 mention 1 thing under ingredients
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75% AIR ...........

Wife:
Meri Tabyat Thek Nahi Lag Rahi Hai
Husband:
Ohhh, Par Me To Shoping Pe Jane Ka Soch Raha
Tha...
Wife:
Me Mazaq kar Rahi Thi...
Husband:
Mai Bhi Mazaq kar Raha Tha. Chal uth k Roti Paka... :p