Himmat' Sms Collection - Page 1

Himmat Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa ko uski Girl-Friend ne sms kiya..
"I MISS YOU"
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Santa Ne Apna Khatarnak Dimag Lagaya,
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aur Do Ghante Baad Reply Bheja..
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"I Mr. YOU"

I Like SMS - Like: 460 - SMS Length: 169
Himmat Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Wife:Agar main maunt everest pe chadhun toh aap mujhe kya doge ?
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Husband : Pagli, isme pucchne wali kya baat hai
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"DHakka...

I Like SMS - Like: 280 - SMS Length: 141
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Himmat Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Girl demanded for icecream.
Boy purchased it..
Girl: thnk u...
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Boy: sirf thnk u
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Girl:U want kiss na?
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Boy: Arre romance ki bhuki.. Aadhi icecream de.

I Like SMS - Like: 259 - SMS Length: 164
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Himmat Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

“ Ek indian ne ek chinese ladki se shaadi kar li..
Ek saal baad ladki mar gayi..
Ladke ko rota dekh uska dost bola, "Afsos hai par soch yaar China ka maal tha, aur kitne din chalega???????" wink.png

I Like SMS - Like: 279 - SMS Length: 201
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Himmat Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Girl 1: I am in love

Girl2: who is he??
Girl3: how does he look?
Girl4: wat color?
Girl5: how tall is he??
Girl6: wat is he doing?
Girl7: who r his frnds?
Girl8: total wealth?

After full inspection
All Girls: Be careful he might be a bad guy.

Girl1: OK.

Same situation
Boy1: I am in love
Boy2: Bhai Party
Boy3: Bhai Party
Boy4: Bhai Party
Boy5: Bhai Party
Boy6: Bhai Party
Boy7: Bhai Party
Boy8: Bhai Party....

I Like SMS - Like: 263 - SMS Length: 437
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Himmat Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Jungle me sapera been liye baitha tha.
Gaur farmaiye
Jungle me sapera been liye baitha tha.


Saap aur bhi kamina tha woh earphone lagaye baitha tha..

I Like SMS - Like: 316 - SMS Length: 157
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4 years ago

Jitna pyar paya hai aapse, Us- se zyada pane ko jee chahta hai. Na jane kaun si khubi hai aapme, Ki aapse dil lagane ko jee chahta ha

I Like SMS - Like: 275 - SMS Length: 133
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