Djvaibhav' Sms Collection - Page 1

DJVAIBHAV Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

3 log marane k bad
SWARG ke darwaje pr pohanche....
1st bola : mai pujari hu...
Maine aapaki jindagi bhar sewa ki hai muze andaR aane do..
GOD : NARK mai ja
2nd bola : mai doctoR hu...
Maine jindagi bhaR logo ki sewa ki haI..muze andaR aane dO..
GOD : NARK mai ja...
3rd : mai I.T.I. college ka StudenT hu...
GOD : (emotional hokaR) bas Kar pagale rulayega kya....!!
Chal aandaR ja...
Tune to NARK ki sari SAJA Pahale hai pali haI......smile.pngwink.pngwink.png

I Like SMS - Like: 316 - SMS Length: 457
Tags: Funny Jokes -
DJVAIBHAV Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Gud night!!
Tu Vichar Karshil Hya Velela G00D
night?
.
.
.
.Phone Maza
Msg Maza
Balance Maza
Watel Te Pathvin
He Ghe "HAPPY DIWALI"...
Kay Karshil..?

I Like SMS - Like: 311 - SMS Length: 162
Tags: Funny Jokes -
DJVAIBHAV Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Phulancha sugandh chorla jat nahi..
Suryachi kirne lapwali jat nahi..
Aaplyakade jari girlfrend asli tari,
Dusryachi Gf baghitlya shivay mann bharat nahi.

I Like SMS - Like: 277 - SMS Length: 157
Tags: Funny Jokes -
5 years ago

RAAT hui jab shaam k baad
Teri yaad aayi har baat k baad
Hum ne khamosh rah kar bhi dekha
Phir bhi teri aawaz aayi har saans k baad ..

I Like SMS - Like: 371 - SMS Length: 137
Tags: Love Sms -
5 years ago

Saans tham jati hai,
Par jaan nahi jaati,
Dard hota hai,
Par aawaz nahi aati,
Ajeeb log hai is zamaane me,
Koi bhul nahi pata,
Aur kisiko yaad nahi aati ..

I Like SMS - Like: 1310 - SMS Length: 161
DJVAIBHAV Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

EK LADKE NE EK LADKI SE PUCHA
YE KAPDA FATA KYO HAI..?
Girl- IT'S FASHION
Ladka bola- khud Faado to IT'S FASHION or
Hum faade to "POLICE STATION".


I Like SMS - Like: 298 - SMS Length: 156
Tags: Funny Jokes -
1 
Page(1/1)
Jump to Page

Language

Arrow_dark English SMS
Arrow_dark Hindi SMS
Arrow_dark All SMS