Panchalashok' Sms Collection - Page 1

5 years ago

Mujh $e Mat Puchh MeRey MehBuB Ki Sadgi Ka AndaZ"
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Nazrein Bhi Mujh Pe Thi Aur NafraT Bhi Mujh Se
Thi..

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5 years ago

Why don’t dogs marry?
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Bcoz…Woh to pehle hi kutte ki zindagi jee rahe hote hain

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5 years ago

Sunny Ne Ek Beautiful Ladki Ko Dekha Toh Jaake Usey Kiss Kar Daala !
Girl:- Stupid Kya Kar Rahe Ho ?
Sunny:- B.Com Final Year.

I Like SMS - Like: 747 - SMS Length: 128
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5 years ago

Kid:- Aunty Mummy Ne 1 Katori Chini Mangai Hai,

Aunty:- Chini Ke Sath Haste Hue,

Acha Or Kya Kaha,


Kid:- Kaha Vo Kutiya Na De To Sharma Ji Se Le Aana.....

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5 years ago

Teacher Ne Students Se 'MY CLASS TEACHER' Par 10 Line Likhne Ko Kaha,
Thodi Der Baad 1 Studnt Ne Uthkar Pucha:- Madam, 'MAST CHHAMIYA' Ko English Me Kya Kehte Hai.

I Like SMS - Like: 645 - SMS Length: 164
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5 years ago

Santa:- Ek Aadmi Ganja Hai Fir Bhi Saloon Jata Hai ?
Banta:- Qu ?

Santa:- Qu Ki,

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Saloon Uska Hai.

I Like SMS - Like: 722 - SMS Length: 174
5 years ago

Santa:- Nevi Me Job Nikali Hai karoge,
Banta:- Ha-Ha Jarur Kaam Kya Karna Hai.
Banta:- Jab Jahaj Bich Samandar Me Ruk Jaye To Tumhe Piche Se Dhakka Lagana Hoga.

I Like SMS - Like: 685 - SMS Length: 162
5 years ago

Santa:- Humne Ek Aisi Cheez Banayi Hai Jis Se Hum Diwar Ke Us Paar Dekh Sakte Hain,
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Angrez:- Wow ! Wo Kya Hai... ?
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Santa:- SURAAKH.

I Like SMS - Like: 635 - SMS Length: 160
5 years ago

True graduation speech:
First I would like to thank Google.
Secondly, to Copy Paste and thirdly,
to the thank Xerox machine!

I Like SMS - Like: 872 - SMS Length: 127
5 years ago

Sans lene se teri yaad aati hai
na lene se meri jaan jati hai
kase kehdu ki sirf sans se jinda hu
ye sanse bhi to teri yaad ke baadaati hai ..

I Like SMS - Like: 656 - SMS Length: 145
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