Panchalashok' Sms Collection - Page 15

5 years ago

Teacher- There is a Frog Ship is sinking Onion cost RS. 3/kg then what is my age? Student-32yr Teacher-How do u know? Student- Well.. my sister is 16yr old n she is half MAD!

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5 years ago

Sardar ji; Bhagwan mujhe dard de,Dukh de,tention de,mujhe barbad kar de,mere piche BHoot laga de, Bhabwan;abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye.

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5 years ago

Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home. Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai

I Like SMS - Like: 172 - SMS Length: 165
5 years ago

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: “Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

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5 years ago

Santa's girfriend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai. Santa, after a deep thought: Kuchh bhi ho jaye, shaadi to main tujhse hi karunga! .

I Like SMS - Like: 202 - SMS Length: 141
5 years ago

Teacher: Translate - Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain. Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market.

I Like SMS - Like: 188 - SMS Length: 103
5 years ago

Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye. Haye haye main to 1100 lungi. Dusri Boli main to 2100 lungi. Peeche se Santa bola Abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai!!

I Like SMS - Like: 191 - SMS Length: 153
5 years ago

Gal-wers my bday gift? Boy-u c dat red hot ferrari on d oder side of d road? Gal(excitingly)-yes! Boy-M goin 2 buy u a nailpolish of same color-

I Like SMS - Like: 164 - SMS Length: 144
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5 years ago

The Only MAN in this World,Who likes a WOMAN Fully COVERED is.. ?? . . . . . . . . Life Insurance Agent .

I Like SMS - Like: 158 - SMS Length: 106
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5 years ago

English teacher: Tell me 3 sentences in diffrnt tense with examples. Boy: I saw your daughter yesterday (past). we are in love (present). we will run away tomorrow.(future

I Like SMS - Like: 159 - SMS Length: 171
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