Panchalashok' Sms Collection - Page 23

5 years ago

[Head Crack Pj] Sam: Mai paida Mumbai me hua, Par padhai Chennai se ki hai . Tom: Phir to rooj aane-jane me bahut der lagti hogi na?

I Like SMS - Like: 446 - SMS Length: 132
5 years ago

Acountng PJ Wat will U Call it if ur cat brings tea 4 u? . Socho . Any idea ? . . . no? . . . Comon Sense hi yar Liability ! (Lai-Billi-tea)

I Like SMS - Like: 467 - SMS Length: 140
5 years ago

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes. Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

I Like SMS - Like: 152 - SMS Length: 138
5 years ago

2 Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye. Haye haye main to 1100 lungi. Dusri Boli main to 2100 lungi. Peeche se Santa bola Abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai!!

I Like SMS - Like: 138 - SMS Length: 155
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5 years ago

Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho? Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!

I Like SMS - Like: 161 - SMS Length: 140
5 years ago

Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work. Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it. Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.

I Like SMS - Like: 157 - SMS Length: 159
5 years ago

Santa's girfriend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai. Santa, after a deep thought: Kuchh bhi ho jaye, shaadi to main tujhse hi karunga!

I Like SMS - Like: 142 - SMS Length: 139
5 years ago

Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs&marriage age 21yrs? Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.

I Like SMS - Like: 137 - SMS Length: 141
5 years ago

Santa kaafi time baad pind geya, Pind di Jameen to Mitti fad k te sung k bolea: Pind di Mitti di khushbu hi vakhri hundi aa. Banta: Kanjra dhyan nal vekh Eh suki hui Shit aa..

I Like SMS - Like: 148 - SMS Length: 175
5 years ago

Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho. Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu. Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai. Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.

I Like SMS - Like: 165 - SMS Length: 127
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