Sonu' Sms Collection - Page 1

sonu Posted In Jokes
1 day ago

आँधियो से कह दो की "औकात" में रहे,
इस हफ्ते में तीसरा "कच्छा" गायब हुआ है...!!! smile.png
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sonu Posted In Jokes
2 days ago

Ek dost ne poochha, "kya hai, parivartan ki paribhaasha...?"

Gaalib: "Jo kabhi baadalon ki garaj se dar kar, lipat jaati thi mujhase;

Aaj voh khud baadalon se bhi jyaada garajati hai." :0

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sonu Posted In Jokes
2 days ago

Ladaki: Hello main kavita bol rahi hoon...!!!

Ladaka: Haan bolo, main taalee bajaoonga... smile.png smile.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
5 days ago

Santa aur banta Dono bhai ek hee class mein padhatey thy.

Teacher: Tum donon ne apane paapa ka naam alag-alag kyu likha...??

Santa: Mam phir aap kahoge naqal maari hai, iseliye... smile.png smile.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
5 days ago

Doktar (mareej se): - Jaanate ho, bachapan mein main chaahata tha ki, bada hokar daaku banoon...!!!
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Mareej (bada sa bil dekhate hue ): - Aap bahut kismat vaale hain doktar saahab, varana is duniya mein kisake sapane sach hote hain... smile.png smile.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
6 days ago

Teacher: - Kya padhaoon aaj...???
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Student: - Ji aaj mera nikaah padha do roll numbar 7 wali ke saath.... smile.png smile.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 week ago

Pappu ko girl ne joota mara...!!!

Pappu: - Tum ne yeh joota gussey say mujhe mara
ya majaaq main...!!!


Girl: - Gussey se



Pappu: - Aacha..... Warna main aisa majaaq
bardast nahi karta... smile.png smile.png

I Like SMS - Like: 17 - SMS Length: 210
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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 week ago

Kuch Boys ka common sense bhi zero
hota hai...!!

Kaise...????

Gents toilet me likh kar
aayenge....

"Priya I Love You"


Ab kya Priya Waha Padhney Jaati hai.... smile.png smile.png

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1 week ago

Anything is more important when you can
not get it.

When you can get it this is less important
for you.

This is nature of every human....!!!

I Like SMS - Like: 5 - SMS Length: 150
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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 week ago

Santa – Ye hai vo ladaki jisse meri shaadi hone vaali hai..!!

Banta – Are ise to main jaanta hoon...!!

Santa – Kameeney tu ise kaise jaanta hai...?

Banta – Ye aur main ek saath sote hue pakade gye the...!!!

Santa – kya...?? kab...?

Banta:-
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Are Gandit ki Class mein, Ye Meri claas mein
padhti thi.... smile.png

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