Sonu' Sms Collection - Page 19

sonu Posted In Jokes
4 months ago

ताऊ (अपने बेटे से): - रै बेवकूफ, मेवालाल जी की
बिटिया नै देख, फर्स्ट आई है स्कूल में...!!

बेटा: - और कितणा देख्यूं...???? उसी नै देख-देख
के तो फैल होई गया... smile.png

I Like SMS - Like: 40 - SMS Length: 374
4 months ago

Sanwar Gaya Har Pal Hamara,
Sanwar Gaya Har Kal Hamara,
Aapko Paa Kar Sanwar Gayi Hai Zindgi,
Jabse Hume Mila Aapka Sahara...!!

I Like SMS - Like: 21 - SMS Length: 133
4 months ago

Tumhare Door Rehne Se Humain
Takleef Hoti Hai,

Aaj Itna Qareeb Aa Jaao Ki Hum
Behak Jayein...!!!

I Like SMS - Like: 17 - SMS Length: 103
4 months ago

Meri Mohabbat Hi Dekhni Hai
To Gale Lagakar Dekho...!!!

Agar Dhadkan Na Ruk Gayi To
Mohabbat Thukra Dena...!!!

I Like SMS - Like: 12 - SMS Length: 117
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sonu Posted In Jokes
5 months ago

Pappu Funny Jokes: -

पप्पु: - यार गोलू, मेरा रिजल्ट तु
देख के आजा...!!!

अगर एक Subject मेँ फेल हुआ तो
बोलना "जय श्री राम"

अगर दो मेँ फेल हुआ तो
बोलना "राधे-राधे"

अगर तीन मेँ फेल हुआ तो
बोलना "ब्रम्हा-विष्णु-महेश"

गोलू: - Result देखकर आया...!!!
पप्पु: - क्या हुआ...???
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गोलू: - "बोलो साँचे दरबार की जय" ...!! (सब में फेल) smile.png smile.png smile.png smile.png smile.png

I Like SMS - Like: 29 - SMS Length: 751
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sonu Posted In Jokes
5 months ago

Very Funny Desi Jokes in Hindi

Dadu Pappu se, Beta zara andar se mere
daant (teeth) le aa...!!!

Pappu: - Dadu lekin abhi khana nai bana hai...

Dadu: Nai-nai beta khane ke liye nahi, wo saamne wali building main teri aunty ko Smile denee hai..! smile.png smile.png

I Like SMS - Like: 48 - SMS Length: 259
sonu Posted In Jokes
5 months ago

Varun: - How many apples can you eat
on an empty stomach...???
Aliya: - I can eat 6 apples.
Varun - Wrong, you can eat only 1 apple
on empty stomach bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple
that’s not an empty stomach...!
Aliya: - Wow superb joke, I’ll tell my friend...

Aliya to Shraddha: - How many apples you can eat on
an empty stomach...???
Shraddha: - I can eat 10.
Aliya: - Pagal, 6 bolti to mast joke sunati... smile.png

I Like SMS - Like: 22 - SMS Length: 435
Tags: Desi Jokes -
sonu Posted In Jokes
4 months ago

Who are boys...???

Woh jo hell me bhi mile to kahe:-
Abe shaitan ki beti dekhi...?? "mast dikhti hai yaar" smile.png

Who are girls...???
Goes to heaven & say:- "Wo pari ki nail polish
dekhi" how cheap na... smile.png smile.png

I Like SMS - Like: 22 - SMS Length: 216
Tags: Desi Jokes -
sonu Posted In Jokes
4 months ago

कंप्यूटर एग्जाम में पूछा हुआ प्रश्न,
Program किसे कहते है...???

विवू ने उत्तर देकर दिल जीत लिया... सर "दारू" पीने की ब्यवस्था को प्रोग्राम कहते है... smile.pngsmile.png

I Like SMS - Like: 22 - SMS Length: 363
Tags: Desi Jokes -
sonu Posted In Jokes
4 months ago

आज का ज्ञान: -
मुसीबत में भी पत्नी से रूपये
उधार न् लें...!!!

मैंने 4 महीने पहले 2 हजार
लिए थे, 3 बार दे चुका हूँ...
2.5 हजार अभी भी बाकी हैं... smile.pngsmile.png

I Like SMS - Like: 20 - SMS Length: 343
Tags: Desi Jokes -
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