Sonu' Sms Collection - Page 9

sonu Posted In Jokes
9 months ago

ब्रिटिश जज: - तुमने भारत का पैसा लूटा...???

माल्या: आपने भी लूटा...।

ब्रिटिश जज: - जाने दो यार, अपना ही लड़का है... smile.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
9 months ago

पल भर के लिए कोई हमें प्यार करले.


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‘Angel Priya' ही सही!!

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sonu Posted In Jokes
9 months ago

Pati: - Tum maayake jaati ho to kaisa mahasoos karati ho...?

Patnee: Ham Aurtoo ki umar 45 kyon na ho,
maayake mein ghustey hi 16 kee umar vaalee feeling
aa jaati hai.

Pati: Oh achchha...!!!

Patni: Tum kaho, tumhen aisee 16 kee umar vaalee Feeling kab aatee hai..?;
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Pati: Bas, hamaara bhee vahee, jab tum maayake jaati ho.... smile.png smile.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
9 months ago

Jodon (जोड़ों) ka dard kya hai...??
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Ye Sirf jode (जोड़े) hee jaanate hain...
kunvaaron ko isaka zara bhee gyaan nahin...! smile.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
9 months ago

Bujurgon ne sach hee kaha hai ki "mehanat karo to neend achchhee aatee hai."

Mainne bhi kal koolar mein 2 baalti paani daala aur so gaya.
seedhee subah neend khulee...

Saala tab samajh mein aaya bade log kitana sahee kahate hain.... smile.png smile.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
9 months ago

Santa pareshaan sa doktar ke paas gaya...,

Santa - doktar saahab main subah 6 baje susu karata hoon ,

phir 7 baje pottee karata hoon...,


Doktar - haan to phir dikkat kya hain...??

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Santa - Par doktar , Aankh to 8 baje khultee hai na... smile.png smile.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
9 months ago

Santa ghabaraata hua police station gaya...

Santa - main giraphtaar hone ja raha hoon

Banta - kyon bhai tumane kya kiya ?

Santa - mainne apanee Biwi ke sar pe jor se danda maar diya tha

Banta - to vo mar gayee kya bechaari...

Santa - nahin bach gayee aur ab vo mujhe nahin chhodegee... smile.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
9 months ago

Santa gunda ban gaya...

Santa ne ek mashahoor seth ko phone lagaaya

Santa - O seth 10 laakh rupaya bhijava de nahin toh..

Seth - aap kaun bol rahe ho bhaaya

Santa - main ariya ka bhai bol riya hoon...

Seth - achchha aapakee bahan ka naam ariya hai kya...? smile.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
9 months ago

Santa - Meri jindagee saali narak hoti jaa raha hai

Yamaraaj - ha ha ha ha...

Santa - kaun hai bhai...?

Yamaraaj - tere paapon ka ghada ab bhar chuka hai....

Santa - toh motar band kar de na mere bhai

Yamaraaj bhee behosh... smile.png

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9 months ago

जीवन में आपसे कौन मिलेगा, ये समय तय करेगा.

जीवन में आप किस से मिलेंगे, ये आपका दिल तय करेगा

परंतु जीवन में आप किस-किस के दिल में बने रहेंगे,
यह आपका व्यवहार तय करेगा....!!!

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