Rk-rkdreams' Sms Collection - Page 3

RK@RKDREAMS Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Wife to husband:Tum pyaar kya jaante h
o?

Husband:To theen bache internet se download kiya hai kya?

Wife:Nahi,ye to sharmaji ke pendrive se liya gaya hai!

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RK@RKDREAMS Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Boy:Ye,principal bahut khadus hai?

Girl:Tum jaante ho ki me kaun hu?

Boy:Nahi....

Girl:Me principle ki beti hu!
Boy:Kya tum janti ho me kaun hu?
Girl:Nahi.....
Boy:Thank GOD!

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RK@RKDREAMS Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

IPL MIX MSG

Mere "ishq" ne bowling se dil ko kardiya "out"

Par

Meri taqdeer to dekho

uska baap tha umpire

Jo mere ball ko "noball" bata diya

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RK@RKDREAMS Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Amul:Maine mera bacha ka naam america rakha hai!
Vinod:waisa kyu?
Amul:Taki me saari duniya se keh saku ki Me america ka baap hu!

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RK@RKDREAMS Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Agar
sardani judwa bacha paida karengi to kya hoga







sardar puri raat nahi soyega,ye sochkar ki









dusre bache ka baap kaun he?

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RK@RKDREAMS Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Girltongue.pnglease doctor,mere boyfriend ko andar bula lo na?
Doctor:Trust me,me bahot sharif hu!
Girl:Wo baat nahi!Apki nurse uske saath bahar khadi hai na,to wo bahut kameena hai!

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RK@RKDREAMS Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Girl:Mere aage piche mat ghuma karo?
Boy:Kyu?

Girl:Mera rasta kaante ke alawa kaanch se bhare huye hai
Boy:Are pagli mujhe kuch nahi hoga,maine to reebok shoes pahne hai!

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RK@RKDREAMS Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Sir:Why are so late?
Student:Sir,meri car...
Sir:Talk in english
Student:Sir,
My car was fassing
No hilling
No dulling
Only po po karing!

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RK@RKDREAMS Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Girl1:Kal mere sapne me kisi ne mujhe chaku mara
Girl2:Tu dar mat,agar sapne sach nahi hote to roz me pregnant nahi hoti

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RK@RKDREAMS Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Rajinikanth and a girl were playing cards
(Teen patti)
Rajinikant got three ekkas(AAA)but he couldnt win it,how?











Because the girl has got three rajinikanth
haha......

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