Ankush-tayal' Sms Collection - Page 1

2 years ago

पप्पू लाइब्रेरी जाके पुछता है,
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Sucide
करने के तरीकों की बुक
है क्या?
लाइब्रेरीयन ने उसे घुर के देखा
और पुछा
वापस करने कौन आयेगा

I Like SMS - Like: 277 - SMS Length: 329
2 years ago

अब ये अफवाह कोन फैला रहा हे के अगर
कुछ कुछ होता है
फिल्म मे
शाहरूख वाला रोल
बाबा रामदेव करते तो
काजोल का नाम
अंजली की बजाय
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पतंजली होता ! grin.png

I Like SMS - Like: 247 - SMS Length: 399
2 years ago

आधा बचपन तो साला इसी कन्फ्यूजन में बीत गया कि समबाहु, विषमबाहु और समद्विबाहु त्रिभुज के नाम हैं या राक्षसों के

I Like SMS - Like: 202 - SMS Length: 288
5 years ago

Whn tears cum out of ur eyes,reason "U r Sad" Wen u smile,reason "U r Happy" Bt wen u receive a msg widout any resn, it means U R SPECIAL N MISSED BY SUM1

I Like SMS - Like: 486 - SMS Length: 159
5 years ago

A FRND is like a Pitara.. In which v can store our VicharDhara.. Ven d life becomes Khatara.. Then only FRND is great Sahara.

I Like SMS - Like: 440 - SMS Length: 125
5 years ago

"Machhar song"
"Bhige pankh mere"
"pyasa dank mera"
"lage amrit sa muje khun tera"
"Kabi mere sath koi raat guzar"
"tuje subah tak me Du"Dengu"Bukhar
HO..HO..HOsmile.png

I Like SMS - Like: 462 - SMS Length: 171
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5 years ago

Boy-Tu kitne baje uthti h?

Girl-Apna koi time nhi
jab dil kare so jati hu,
aur jab dil kare uth jati hu..

Boy-notty!
Tu bilkul mere 'kutte' pe gayi hai..wink.png

I Like SMS - Like: 8059 - SMS Length: 165
Tags: Dirty Jokes -
5 years ago

Jis Chehre Ko Dekh Haste The Hum,
Aaj Usi Ne Rula Diya,
Khud Ne To Phone Kiya Nahi,
Humne Kiya To Caller Tune Thi
"TUJHE BHULAA DIYA..!!

I Like SMS - Like: 446 - SMS Length: 142
Tags: Funny Jokes -
5 years ago

Hello stupid How r u stupid.Gussa mat ho yaar.Stupid means- S=Super T=Talented U=Unique P=PowerfulI I=Intelligent D=Dost samjhe kya STUPID.

I Like SMS - Like: 502 - SMS Length: 147
Tags: Insult SMS -
5 years ago

DIL ki aawaaz ko izhaar kehte hain, jhuki nigahon ko ikraar kehte hain, sirf jataane ka naam ishq nahi, kisi ki yaado me jeene ko bhi pyar kehte hain.

I Like SMS - Like: 425 - SMS Length: 150
Tags: Love Shayri -
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