Rajeev-kumar' Sms Collection - Page 1

4 years ago

Banta- Bhai santa paji agr Wife apne Husband ko Nokaar samjhe to ushe kya karna chaheya........?????
Santa- Karna kya hai Do char ghar safai karne ke liye or pakad lene chahiye.......

I Like SMS - Like: 495 - SMS Length: 184
4 years ago

Zindgi me 1 baat hamesha yaad rakhna mere dosto.....
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Aansu pochne ko to bahut milte hai.....
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magar koi naak pochne ko nahi milta....
Isliye apna Rumaal sath lekr Chale.........

I Like SMS - Like: 389 - SMS Length: 209
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4 years ago

1 bar 1 ladke ne rajnikant ki beti ko aankh mar di
rajnikant ne uski gardn,hath ur per marod diye
aaj us ladke ko duniya 'Baba Ramdev, ke naam se janti hai......

I Like SMS - Like: 984 - SMS Length: 165
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4 years ago

Teena ne apna 20va janamdin manaya
uska premi jaggu aaya
sath me phool kamal ka laya
bade preem se usne phool teena ki oor badaya
Teena ne weh phool liya aur jor se thappad mara
badi deer tak gaal ko sehlata raha bechara
jaggu ki roni surat ko dekh ke teena boli
Rajneti me Bura mante nahi kabhi hamjoli
'B.J.P, chinh hai tu mere liye uphaar me laya
tere sunder mukh pr maine ' KONGRESS, ka chinh banaya.......

I Like SMS - Like: 433 - SMS Length: 421
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4 years ago

Sory Dosto Bahut Din ke baad main smsmaza.in pr aaya ho.....
Bat ye hai ki 3 Month se murder kes me jail me tha.....
1 Din main Byk py jaan raha tha...
Jate waqt 1 ladki ko smile di
pagli khushi se mar jayi.....
Oh ho.......

I Like SMS - Like: 411 - SMS Length: 230
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4 years ago

Surcit- Bhai bole toh America ka 'PRIME MINISTER, kaha pr rehta hai??
Munna Bhai- 'DHOBI GHAAT PE,
Surcit- kya matlab??
Munna Bhai- Are 'DHOBI GHAAT, bole toh 'WASHING TOWN,....

I Like SMS - Like: 377 - SMS Length: 181
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4 years ago

Julie to santa
Juli-Agar tum so rahe ho to apne sapne bhejo?
Agar tum jaag rahe ho to apni yaden bhejo?
Agar tum ro rahe ho to apne aashu bhejo?
Santa - poti kr raha ho kya bheju...

I Like SMS - Like: 381 - SMS Length: 186
4 years ago

Santa plane main ja raha tha usne pailot se uska headphone cheen liya.
Pialot- are ye kya kar rahe ho??
Santa- oye pialot ticket to humne bhi liya hai gane to akela thode hi sunega...

I Like SMS - Like: 373 - SMS Length: 186
4 years ago

Banta - Santa paji bus me us ladies ne aapko thapad kyo mara??
Santa- Oye yr meri 1 photo gir gayi oyr us ladies ke pairo me chali gayi. Maine usse kaha ki behn g sadi upar karegi 1 photo lane hai. Itni sitare baat thi pata nahi thapad kyo mar diya..

I Like SMS - Like: 405 - SMS Length: 252
4 years ago

ek bar Santa Byk se ja raha tha 1 ladki ko dekhkr wo byk lakr gir gaya.
Ladki- o ho chot to nahi lagi??
Santa- oye soniye yeh to hamara byk se utrne ka style hai...

I Like SMS - Like: 392 - SMS Length: 168
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