Rajeev-kumar' Sms Collection - Page 2

5 years ago

Santa ki wife ka birthday tha santa ne wife ko rose diya...
Wife - Mujhe rose nahi koi sone ki cheez lakr do.
Santa - Yeh le takiya GOOD NIGHT...
Ha..ha...ha....ha...

I Like SMS - Like: 302 - SMS Length: 170
5 years ago

Santa - Is murgi ka rait kitna hai?
Shopkeeper- Shab is murgi ko na lo.
Santa- Kyo?
Shopkeeper - Kyonki is murgi ko AIDS hai.
Santa- Oye de do yr yeh khani hi toh hai iske sath Raat thode hi bitani hai...

I Like SMS - Like: 321 - SMS Length: 208
5 years ago

Santa - Marte hue aadmi ko kya dena chahiye??
Banta- Birla cement.
Santa- Kyu??
Banta- Kyonki is cement main jaan hai......
Ha... Ha....ha...ha....

I Like SMS - Like: 301 - SMS Length: 152
5 years ago

zindgi me 1 baat hamesha yaad rakhna mere dost??
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Train ke pahiyo me kabhi puncher nahi hota.... Ha...ha...ha...ha................

I Like SMS - Like: 322 - SMS Length: 146
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5 years ago

Teacher - BaCCHO jinda rehne ke liye hume kis cheej ki zaroorat hai??
SANTA- Are maidem tina bhi nahi pata 'JINDA REHNE KE LIYE TERI KASAM 1 MULAKAT ZAROORI HAI SANAM...

I Like SMS - Like: 334 - SMS Length: 171
5 years ago

Teacher - What is 'oxford,??
Banta- Teacher 'ox= Bail, and 'Ford=gadi,

I Like SMS - Like: 311 - SMS Length: 73
5 years ago

Beta Baap se.
Beta - Papa log hindi,english main baat karte hain math main kyo nahi karte??
Baap- Jyada 3-5 mat kar yaha se 9-2-11 Ho le varna 2-4 rakh doonga 3 ke 13 dikhne lagege....

I Like SMS - Like: 310 - SMS Length: 186
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5 years ago

1981 Ki ladki- Maa main jins pahn lo??
Maa- Pahn le beti...
2012 Ki ladki - Maa main mini skurt pahn lo??
Maa- Pehn le beti kuch to pehn le...

I Like SMS - Like: 280 - SMS Length: 147
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5 years ago

Santa ke ladki se...
Santa - Hey kya to mujhse shadi karegi..??
Ladki - Hey Mr thoda tameej se baat karo....
Santa- Bahen ji kya aap mujhse shadi karogi....

I Like SMS - Like: 326 - SMS Length: 159
5 years ago

Santa ki loutri lagi aur woh ghar pr jakar apni wife se bola...
Santa- Agar mere loutri lagi to tum kya karogi.
Wife- 50% lekr tumhe chod dhungi.
Santa- yeh le 50 rupye aur nikal yaha se.

I Like SMS - Like: 2379 - SMS Length: 190
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