Jasmel' Sms Collection - Page 1

4 years ago

Zindgi kisi ki amaanat nhi hoti amaanat mein kabhi kyaamat nhi hoti humse dosti zra sambhal k karna kyonki humari dosti ki keid mein kabhi jamaanat nhi hoti

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4 years ago

Woh mujhe mil kar royi itna k
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Uski naak ka bulbula dekh k meri hansi nikal gai. grin.png grin.png

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4 years ago

Girl :ap mujhe lift dein gay to main apko apna cell no: don gi smile.png
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Boy : Jahan chaho wahan chhor don ga,
Numbr vmbr rehne do,
Bas 100 ka petrol dalwa dena bajismile.png
Uffff "Mehangai ne larkon ko bhi shareef bana diya hai "

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4 years ago

Santa ki Gf romantic mood me santa se,
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Gf :- Make me feel like a wife,
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Santa ne apne kapde utare or
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Kaha le saali dho k aa fata fat :p

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4 years ago

'*Boss office girl se:
"Tum itny short kapry kyun pahanti ho"
Girl:
"Sir jitni pay milti hy us mein itny hi kapry aty hain"
Boss:
"Aaj se tumhari pay band".smile.png'

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4 years ago

Gareebi Kya Hai ??
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Jab 1 Khubsurat Ladki 2 Rupye Me Kiss Karne Ko
Taiyaar Ho..
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Aur
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Tumhare Paas Sirf 1 Rupya Ho.

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4 years ago

Fashon Ka Zamana Hai
Ek Ladki Ke T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha
Amul – The Taste Of India.
Use Dekh Kar Santa Bahut Khush Hua,
Aur Apni Pent Pe Likhva Liya
Kurkure – Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai.

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