Kishan-sharma' Sms Collection - Page 1

4 years ago

Santa 2 dhobi: Ye T-Shirt Ulti kr k iron kr dena,
3 din Baad Santa:Meri T-shirt iron
ho Gyi? Dhobi: Babuji press kese krta? 3din se ulti hi nai ayi..

I Like SMS - Like: 411 - SMS Length: 153
4 years ago

SANTA: sister muje 1 bottle blood dedo, Nurse: Blood group bolo.
SANTA: koi b chalega,
Nurse: kaise chalega?
SANTA: Girlfriend ko love letter likhana
hai.

I Like SMS - Like: 396 - SMS Length: 160
4 years ago

santa: kal maine roket chhoda jo suraj se ja takraya.
banta: fir kya hua?
santa: meri boht pitayi hui,
banta: wo kaise?
santa: suraj ki mammi ne muje pita..

I Like SMS - Like: 358 - SMS Length: 162
4 years ago

Santa praying in kumbh Mela:
He prabhu,
Nyaay kro.
Kumbh K Mele me
hmesa bhai-bhai hi Q bichhadte he
Kabhi pati-patni pr Bhi to try kro.

I Like SMS - Like: 351 - SMS Length: 141
4 years ago

ek baar santa cafe main coffe pine jaata hai ...
waiter- sir hot coffe 15 rs.
Aur cold coffe 30 rs tbhi santa ek ladke ko dekhkar bhai coffe jaldi pee le agar thandi ho gayi to 30 rs dene padenge.

I Like SMS - Like: 365 - SMS Length: 199
4 years ago

Santa: Mujhe shadi mein BMW mili hai,
Banta: Par Tumhare pass to koi car nahi hai,
Santa: Abe Ghadhe
BMW ka matlab

"Bahut Moti Wife".

I Like SMS - Like: 373 - SMS Length: 139
4 years ago

santa-tum 1bar me kitne admi utha sakte ho,

Pahalwan-kamse kam 10,

santa-bas!
Tumse acha to mera murga h jo subah pure mohalle ko utha deta h

I Like SMS - Like: 359 - SMS Length: 148
4 years ago

Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado
Santa aage nahin bada
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha

I Like SMS - Like: 345 - SMS Length: 163
4 years ago

Santa:maine apni beti ka shaadi sirf 1500rs mein kiya.
Banta:woh kaise?
Santa:maine use 1500 ka ek mobile dilaaya usne love marriage kar liya.

I Like SMS - Like: 349 - SMS Length: 144
4 years ago

Doctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle ubaal lena chahiye.
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SANTA: woh to theek hai ji per ubalney se bacha mar to nahi jayega..??

I Like SMS - Like: 351 - SMS Length: 138
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