Kishan-sharma' Sms Collection - Page 3

5 years ago

Santa,banta aur kanta teeno ek baike par ja rahe the.
RTO wale ne dekha aur unhe rokne ke liye hath dikhaya.
Banta chillakar bola oye pagal pahle se hi teen baithe hue hai.tu kahan baithe ga?

I Like SMS - Like: 263 - SMS Length: 195
5 years ago

Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag.
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Guess what did he ask next....
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Ish mei aur colour dikhayiye..

I Like SMS - Like: 260 - SMS Length: 160
5 years ago

santa & banta raat me
santa: yar bahut garmi lag rahi hai.
banta: han yar agar din hota to kisi ped ki chhaya me hi baith jate.

I Like SMS - Like: 268 - SMS Length: 132
5 years ago

Santa2Banta:
Santa: Aaj tere cell pe bade I L0VE U ke msg aa rahe hai Kya baat hai?

Banta: (Fakr ke saath) O kuch nahi g Aaj WIFE ka cell Laya hu.

I Like SMS - Like: 266 - SMS Length: 152
5 years ago

Aniversary Par Santa Ne
Apni Patni K Liye Gulab Ka Phool
Lekar Aaya
Patni-Muze Ye Nahi, Koi Sone Ki
Chiz Do.
Santa-Ye Le Takiya Aur So Ja

I Like SMS - Like: 258 - SMS Length: 144
5 years ago

santa-maine tujhe khat likha fir bhi tu meri shadi me nahi aaya
banta-mujhe khat nahi mila
santa-to sale maine likha to tha ki khat mile na mile shadi me zarur aana.

I Like SMS - Like: 269 - SMS Length: 169
5 years ago

Santa-mai nikla o gaddi leke...

Santa-mai nikla o gaddi leke....

Santa-mai nikla o gaddi leke....

Santa-mai nikla o gaddi leke....
Banta-age kya hua?
Santa-kya hona tha chalana nehi ata tha wapas aagaya.

I Like SMS - Like: 250 - SMS Length: 217
5 years ago

Santa:Tum Bike Itni Fast Kyun Chala Rahe Ho?
Banta:Ye Khat Urgent Pohchana He
Santa:Kaha?
Banta:Addres Padhne Ka Time Nahi Hai.

I Like SMS - Like: 255 - SMS Length: 132
5 years ago

SANTA-Agar Nariyal K Ped Pe Chad Jaun To Engineering College Ki Ladkiyan Dikh
Jayegi
BANTA-Fir Hath Chhod Dena,To Medical College Ki Bhi Dikh Jayegi.

I Like SMS - Like: 261 - SMS Length: 153
5 years ago

Pujari ne apni girlfriend k kandhe pe 1st time hath rakha aur bahut dhire se
nervously bola: "I love u.!" Girlfriend- "Jor se Bolo"
pujari- JAI MATA DI.

I Like SMS - Like: 296 - SMS Length: 160
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